What do you mean they didn't say this?

In this house we support OT6/Leo Biased/Stay in your lane Han Sanghyuk

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Taekwoon:What’s up?I’m back.

Hongbin:I literally saw you die.You died.You were dead

Taekwoon:Death is a social construct.

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Hakyeon:Just be yourself.

Taekwoon:'Be myself'?Hakyeon,I have one day to win Jaehwan over.How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Wonshik:Couple weeks.

Hongbin:Six months.

Sanghyuk:Jury’s still out.

Taekwoon:See,Hakyeon?

Taekwoon:'Be myself'.What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Hakyeon:Taekwoon and I are having a baby.

Sanghyuk:That's gre-

Hakyeon,slamming adoption papers on the table:It's you,sign here.

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Hakyeon:Listen,I can explain...

Taekwoon:You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Jaehwan:You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!

Wonshik:You guys are getting paid?

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Hakyeon:You kidnapped Taekwoon?That’s illegal!

Jaehwan:But Hakyeon,what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Taekwoon,or destroying our dreams?

Hakyeon:Kidnapping Taekwoon, Jaehwan!!!

Wonshik:Hakyeon,listen, whatever I may think of you right now-these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Hakyeon:What,to kidnap people?!?!

Wonshik:To work together!

Hakyeon:TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

Hongbin:Hakyeon,we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

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Hakyeon:Rules are made to be broken.

Taekwoon:They were made to be followed.Nothing is made to be broken.

Jaehwan:Uh, piñatas.

Wonshik:Glow sticks.

Hongbin:Karate boards.

Sanghyuk:Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Hakyeon:Rules.

Taekwoon:....

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*After Hakyeon moved out of the dorm*

Hakyeon,walking into their house:Hello,people who do not live here.

Taekwoon:Hey.

Jaehwan:Hi.

Wonshik:Hello.

Hongbin:Hey!

Hakyeon:I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Sanghyuk:We were out of Doritos.

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Hakyeon:How did none of you hear what I just said?

Taekwoon:I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Jaehwan:I got distracted about halfway through.

Wonshik:Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Hakyeon:WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Taekwoon:Anything, honestly, but nerds especially.

Hakyeon,desperately, as Taekwoon bleeds out:YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Taekwoon:Oh!B positive.

Hakyeon:DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Taekwoon:.....

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Hakyeon:*Screams*

Taekwoon:*Screams louder to assert dominance*

Jaehwan:Should we do something?!

Wonshik,observing:No, I want to see who wins this.

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Hakyeon:Taekwoon ... How do I begin to explain Taekwoon ?

Jaehwan:Taekwoon is flawless.

Wonshik:I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.

Hongbin:I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.

Sanghyuk:One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.