Rebloging stuff

just a blog to reblog!

[gabydrawsonceinabluemoon]

2020 is about feeling nostalgia for shows that you watched during middle school 

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Shizuo: We can't go in, the sign says 18+ Izaya: Wha- Shizuo: There's only 2 of us. Izaya: ... Izaya: ... Izaya: I got you. We'll just invite more people.

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Kidnapper: We have your husband. Shizuo: ...Who? Kidnapper: He made us reevaluate all our life choices and we feel really bad so can you come pick him up? Shizuo: No fucking way, you have flea! Kidnapper: I'm going to be a monk.

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Shizuo: I had the strangest dream last night. Izaya: what happened in the dream? Shizuo: I dreamt I strangled you to death. That I lived the rest of my life without you. It felt so real... Izaya: *chuckles* Well, now we KNOW it was just a dream. Shizuo: Because I kill you? Izaya: No, I can definitely see you doing that. Shizuo: Then why? Izaya: Because in what universe would you ever choose to live the rest of your life without me?

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Shizuo: WHO ATE MY CAKES? I WILL KI- Namie: Izaya ate them. Shizuo: -kiss him and ask if he wants more.

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Shizuo: Izaya gave me a “get better soon” card. Celty: That's sweet! Shizuo: I wasn't even sick. He just thought I could do better.

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Izaya: *to Shizuo* I hate you. Shizuo: Only minutes ago you said you loved me. Izaya: That, too. I'm great at multitasking.

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Shizuo: Are you getting enough sleep? Izaya: Sometimes, when I sneeze, my eyes close. Shizuo: When you what?!

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Izaya: Trust me, I have a method to my madness. Shizuo: I don’t trust the method or you.

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Izaya: I’ve decided to see Shizu-chan's threat against my life as his flirting.

Shinra: *sips his tea* How are you guys still not married?

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Mairu: Shizuo-san! I have these really embarrassing pictures of Iza-nii. Use them for blackmail him!

Shizuo: *nods* I’ll ask him for a date.

Mairu: ...Think something bigger and threatening!

Shizuo: ...Like what? eloping?

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Shizuo: What do you want from me, flea?

Izaya: ...

Shizuo: I gave you my heart, now my shirt. What's next?!

Izaya: What I want is

Izaya: *kiss Shizuo's cheek* Your last name, Shizu-chan.

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What if the reasons why izaya hates sweet not only because of the taste, but also his boyfriend is already sold his own soul to sugar...

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Shizuo: Life is cruel!!!

Izaya: Aww, Who’s stole your pudding again?

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Izaya: What would you do if I was kidnapped?

Shizuo: Wait until they let you go voluntarily.

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Shizuo: I'm ignoring you.

Izaya:

Shizuo: I said, I'm ignoring you.

Izaya:

Shizuo: Stop ignoring me ignoring you!

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Shizuo: Let's break a window, it's too hot.

Izaya: ...You could just open them.