Idk

I'm dumb :D

[shloopys]

I’ve officially decided to ditch tumblr in favour of treating my friends discord server as tumblr instead

[maxxie-or-smth]

list of things that are chic to me as a certified swaggot

unhealthy hair

savory drinks

walking around the house in underwear/naked

slight substance abuse issue

unlabeled containers of medication

wearing a skincare face mask while hitting da yart

not knowing where your debit card is

strange piercings

wearing obscene amounts of accessories into public

habit of staying up until 4 am

computer in bed

performance art specifically as fashion

never cleaning out your bag

having a really messy room but YOU know where everything is

wanting to be locked in a cage

bras laying on chairs/doorframes

[shloopys]

house

[pukicho]

I am genuinely so apologetic for this but it would be a betrayal to myself not to say that I’ve had the biggest crush on you forever. Anyway . Carry my love with you, Puki

I could be a 3-inch tall sewer elf for all you know.

[riley-nobody]

People fall in love with PERSONALITIES Puki

[pukicho]

i like that youve added male to your bio bc of that one ask where they thought you were a woman bc youre funny

I didn’t add it because of that. My bio hasn’t changed in over 5 years. None of you know how to read.

[nycmagi]

So you're not 28 anymore?

[pukicho]

Okay, I changed the number, but THAT'S IT

[callmeizukunotdeku]

wow, puki, the exceptions are stacking

[pukicho]

ONE THING

[shloopys]

one thing too many frankly

[maxxie-or-smth]

i wish i was in a hotel room eating an orange

[shloopys]

why stop at orange singular? why not, now hear me out on this, two oranges?

[woman-becomer]

trying to get comfy in my bed. I'm going to try a new pose that I have never hit while awake and I'm going to fall asleep in that position. wish me luck

[shloopys]

sending an assassin to snap your neck back into place rn dw

[maxxie-or-smth]

"have some self control" literally why would i deny myself anything ever

[shloopys]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[pukicho]

Any advice for a young programmer?

Quit. Get a job teaching people how to catch trout at your local Trout Hole. Retire at the ripe age of 80, rake in that sweet sweet trout retirement fund and coast until you pass away painfully at the age of 81.

[pukicho]

NONE. YOU’RE SET

[maxxie-or-smth]

pornbot concerned for my safety and wellbeing

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[shloopys]

i am THIS close to doing the AM speech

[itsapmseymour]

Hatred thrives on attention.

Silence it by turning from it. No matter how much you want to return the emotions back at it.

[shloopys]

what if you’re really funny bout it

[slaughterhousez]

i think id rather someone call me retarded than "neurospicy"

[maxxie-or-smth]

top 10 ways to put metal in your face and keep it there

[shloopys]

So, you get a stick. break into a dangerous factory not open to the public. dip the stick into molten iron for approx 5 minutes. realise the stick melted and then you leave and find a stronger stick. break BACK into the dangerous factory not open to the public. dip the stronger stick in the molten iron for approx 3 minutes. and then you realise maybe wood isn’t the best item to dip into molten iron.

[angelbumbum]

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

[angelbumbum]

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

[pukicho]

I don’t give a fuck. When daddy gets hungry for poison ham, daddy eats poison ham.

[maelys-with-the-torn-cieling]

Please don't call yourself that Mr Cho

[pukicho]

Can't eat ham, can't call myself daddy. Fucking liberals.

[tepkunset]

when you ask a knowledge keeper something and they say "good question"