“Harry didn’t call his son ‘Remus’ so that Teddy could”
okay but consider this
FUCKING HAGRID
ARTHUR
RONALD
F R E D
FUCKING SORTING HAT POTTER WHO GIVES A FUCK IM FUCK I GN DONE
“But dad, what if.. I am.. in slytherin?” “Fucking Sorting Hat Potter, you are named after a hat that sat on my head this one time. He’ll hook ya up with what you want mate” “Oh.” Fucking Sorting Hat pondered this for a second. “Really?” “Yes, my son.” “Okay.” Fucking sorting hat smiled.
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