Velvet Jester

An RP blog for two Adachi muses, a role-reversal Adachi and a Velvet Room Attendant.

[magiciantofool]

“I’m just going to stop this right now and changing the topic. I’m hungry and I haven’t had lunch. Does anyone else want to join me?”

[shockcollarattendant]

“Who said lunch.” 

[haierofantotantei-deactivated20]

[ ☯ ] This had to be a bad dream. Some screwed up dream where he was in this strange velvet room. Yeah, he slightly remembered being in this room due to his dark harboring past. Man, this was strange for the elder detective.

       “This gotta be a dream.”

[shockcollarattendant]

Adachi looked at Igor, as if expecting an answer. if he was in here, and he remembered him... then that meant he was a Persona user, right? 

That couldn’t be possible. 

“...What are you doing here?” 

[magiciantofool]

“When do you not want sushi? You’re lucky that I skipped lunch so I’m actually really hungry right now.”

[shockcollarattendant]

“Since I’ve been wiped from existence thanks to Mr. Long Nose here, I figure that it’s the least that I deserve.” 

[magiciantofool]

“Why not give them a reward or something if they get you something or spend time with you? But what did you want to do today? I’m free.”

[shockcollarattendant]

“I might have to do that. Either that... or I start challenging them to a fight. If they lose, they have to get me sushi. 

...Speaking of sushi. I want some.” 

[magiciantofool]

“Because that clearly makes sense, dude if you are going to be all work and no play then I seriously need to get you out of that room more often.”

[shockcollarattendant]

“And who’s fault is that? I already told you that my other guests are all work and don’t care about me otherwise. I don’t get out unless you show up.” 

[magiciantofool]

“Wait, rewind. You DO realize that most of those plans are because of the things that YOU send me to do right?”

[shockcollarattendant]

“You were the one who wanted to go to a theme park for fun. That’s not my fault there.”

[shockcollarattendant]

"Since when you went blonde."

...What?

Dojima wasn’t supposed to remember him. Why was he asking this? Did Igor mess up somehow?

“Ah... uh...” 

[magiciantofool]

“On a scale of this is a good plan to why did I even think this was a good idea. I think it’s this was a horrible mistake.”

[shockcollarattendant]

“To be fair, most of your plans are mistakes. That’s why I’m usually the person who has to get you out of trouble.” 

[shockcollarattendant]

@magiciantofool

He’s still screaming about your life choices. 

[magiciantofool]

[shockcollarattendant]

[shockcollarattendant]

I found your friend lol 

[magiciantofool]

“Would you be less bored if I bought you a PS Vita and some games?”

[shockcollarattendant]

“Yes. Why the hell didn’t you do that in the first place?”

[magiciantofool]

“Maybe for you. Are you really that impatient you can’t wait a few hours for me to get out?”

[shockcollarattendant]

“Yes. It’s boring as all hell here.” 

[magiciantofool]

“I am I’m just not going to answer you while I’m in class.”

[shockcollarattendant]

“Fine. It’s not like these classes are all that important anyway, if you ask me.”

[magiciantofool]

“I was answering them until you started sending them to me IN CLASS.”

[shockcollarattendant]

“I just figured you’d like to be interested as to how things are going.” 

[magiciantofool]

“Biggest mistake EVER. Giving my Velvet Attendant a snapchat.”

[shockcollarattendant]

“Answer my snapchats already, you dumbass.” 

[shockcollarattendant]

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOSUKE THE PIKACHU IS FUCKING DEAD. 

AND I’M STILL STUCK AS A POKEMON.