confusing bullshit

just a confusing human (think instead of a train of thought its more so a shotgun blast of thought) | any pronouns @roundhousekickingheight made my header pfp is a picrew by @spiderbirdo

[shodtheshrimpgod]

I do not make sense

I'm just your local neighborhood divine arthropod. I use all pronouns at all times(agender). demiromantic bisexual. nothing you will ever see on here is cohesive, and if it is, yell at me. Im just a big fucking nerd, I have never met someone who can match my knowledge of the nine hells of baator. look at my banner for true confusion

[yellow-cat]

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

[hamblimp]

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

[yellow-cat]

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

[yellow-cat]

HEY !!!!

[endlace]

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

[yellow-cat]

put a bullet in me already why dont you

[yellow-cat]

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

[leakest-deactivated20260208]

(watching porn) what the hell.. i dont think he loves her.. 🫤

[peysk]

No one has peed on me as of yet

[charl0ttan]

check your pants ;)

[buttstuffbo]

[ammnontet]

“it’s okay, lil fella! c’mere! it’s just us, the limp bizkits!”

[sunshinerotting]

my hamburger ass could never be helped

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

[aflo]

I truly believe we don't have much time left

[clubpenguinkiller]

Can you do your guy with a boner impression again

[confield]

whole american economy rn is like, ai, gambling, and ozempic

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Do you think a png and a jpeg could on purposed kiss?

[dragon-champagne]

Absolutely not. JPEGs are disgusting and lossy. PNGs deserve so much more. Like a WEBP or BMP.

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

The fact that you think a fucking WEBP is better than the dependable JPEG shows your flawed opinion. You will never stop a PNG and a JPEG’s love

[ntrider]

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

[ntrider]

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[aokozaki]

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

[ntrider]

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[aokozaki]

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

[ntrider]

wait! au au

[aokozaki]

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

[ntrider]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

[cetitanhasmoved]

i literally like music

[dormantnormandy]

[opossum-handz]

[daria-argento]

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

[earthtodes]

Normalize breakfast Dates.. Let’s go get pancakes and orange juice and talk..

[wizardshark]

In what world is this not already normalized

[grimoiremanifest]

In DINNER WORLD

[m-carrick]

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

[finallysomegoodfuckingart]

[brenatto-apothecary]

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode