Pacific Rimming

I am obnoxious and funny as fuck. 

[rockifresa]

[shooketh-aghdashloo]

Everything everywhere all at once

[shooketh-aghdashloo]

Ladies and gentlemen,

A serve.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shooketh-aghdashloo]

the freezing part I totally get. but imagine complaining about having to boil water.

[opalescentboy-deactivated202106]

Is he... you know... ???

[hofessorx]

The little gay run I do across the street that makes driver's wanna hit me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lastoneout]

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

[nightonblogmountain]

When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’

they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’

and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. 

[shooketh-aghdashloo]

Sorry but I just need to vent.

One of the dry I fucked but then I ghosted is in ICU because he had a lung infection that he got from his cats.

[shooketh-aghdashloo]

He didn’t make it

[shooketh-aghdashloo]

Sorry but I just need to vent.

One of the dry I fucked but then I ghosted is in ICU because he had a lung infection that he got from his cats.

[notvoid]

[shooketh-aghdashloo]

[shooketh-aghdashloo]

hello again tumblr heres my tits 

[shooketh-aghdashloo]

u alive?? where u been!!!!!!

me writing my first twitter after my parents gave up and switched off my life support machine: i lived, bitch!

[mce1201]

Screamingg 💀

[gosh]

“One. Do not promise when you’re happy.
Two. When you are angry, do not respond.
Three. Do not decide when you’re sad.”

— (via coral)

[ilovemusicalyy]

[frikiskrew]

[spit-remade]