The struggles of an old shopkeeper

Huunnngh

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This shit app won't let me delete so this is gonna stay up as a monument to my sins

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BON NOIR

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Shopkeep: Fifty percent off all products for this week only!

Shopkeep: Unless you happen to be Emerald, then you pay extra

Shopkeep: Also Neo is not allowed to enter the premises due to an unfortunate mishap

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As shopkeepisms dot tumblr dot com approaches death I would just like to say I posted this in the bath with my old man tiddies on full display and because of this unfunny old man tiddies post I stopped watching the show the old man attached to the tiddies is from

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All the lien, in the bag. Now.

Give me 20 lien and I’ll do it

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I… wait, what? This is a robbery!

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My dad told me if I was good at something to never do it for free and that extends to robbery

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(Reblogged wrong lol)

Wait, IM robbing YOU! So shouldn’t you be paying me???

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If you want the money you either pay me or get behind the counter and take the money yourself

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BTW I'm not making a comeback I'm probably gonna delete all my isms when I'm done reminiscing n shit but if whiterose ever becomes canon message @scp-69420 about it

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All the lien, in the bag. Now.

Give me 20 lien and I’ll do it

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I… wait, what? This is a robbery!

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My dad told me if I was good at something to never do it for free and that extends to robbery

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All the lien, in the bag. Now.

Give me 20 lien and I'll do it

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I have to ask... Do you have multiple twins like nurse joy from Pokemon or do you have a semblance that allows you to teleport where you can make money

Shopkeep: This is not for mortal minds to know

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Plot twist I'm 23 and I look like this cause I'm so overworked capitalism is a disease folks

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THE CHOSEN ONE HATH NOT RETURNED!!!!

I'm pretty sure jaune has returned and he is also complicit in every bad post I have ever made across my isms blogs

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You are all complicit in every bad post I have made across all three blogs

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ooc.

So, what exactly is the difference, if any, between an “ism” blog and an RP blog?

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As far as I can tell, -isms post one or two sentence replies while RP blogs post blocks of text. That’s how a friend described it any ways.

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The isms started out as shitposters and somehow ended up here

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shopkeep is like officer Jenny from pokemon

not entirely 

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Pyrrha: @shopkeepisms Biscuits, please. 

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I don’t think it was ever explained how lien works so just give me like two

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Ren: This isn’t a biscuit.

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Shopkeep: Excuse me?

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Nora: Biscuit.

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Shopkeep: No no no no

Shopkeep: That’s a scone

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Jaune: Every scone I’ve ever had has little raisins or something in it – including the ones I’ve had in… Scarlet’s hometown.

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Shopkeep: Where’s he from?

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Jaune: You know… around.

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Shopkeep: Ah, never heard of that place

Shopkeep: What’s it like in Around?

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Pyrrha: @shopkeepisms Biscuits, please. 

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I don’t think it was ever explained how lien works so just give me like two

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Ren: This isn’t a biscuit.

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Shopkeep: Excuse me?

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Nora: Biscuit.

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Shopkeep: No no no no

Shopkeep: That’s a scone

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Jaune: Every scone I’ve ever had has little raisins or something in it – including the ones I’ve had in… Scarlet’s hometown.

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Shopkeep: Where’s he from?

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Pyrrha: @shopkeepisms Biscuits, please. 

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I don’t think it was ever explained how lien works so just give me like two

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Ren: This isn’t a biscuit.

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Shopkeep: Excuse me?

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Nora: Biscuit.

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Shopkeep: No no no no

Shopkeep: That’s a scone

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Do you buy stuff of just sell it?

Depends on what people try and sell me

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888: What’s the normal price at which you buy the dust of the SDC?

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Shopkeep: *shifty eyes* Shopkeep: Do you wanna talk in the back?

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Do you buy stuff of just sell it?

Depends on what people try and sell me