Emerald-isms

"I will pay you to shut up." Emeralds stuff. Feel free to send in scenarios. Everything is free here.

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#176 Emerald Sustrai (RWBY)

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Made a few tweaks. :)

[emerald-isms]

I approve this lewdage

[emerald-isms]

WHOO

Fixed my scroll bitches

[real-jaune-isms]

This was the last thing I expected to see starting the Volume finale. But it was a very welcome sight. She may have to worry about melting, because the ice cream waifu is looking hot in this new outfit!~

It keeps to her color scheme while distributing the colors in a new and interesting way. She’s wearing the same gray neckwrap thing that Torchwick had, so clearly this is at least a little bit inspired by her late mentor. The suspenders on her top seems a bit pointless, as do the sleeves with no attachment to the rest of her top. But the entire aesthetic is quite pleasing and I do like it. Even if she’s probably gonna change outfits again when they get to Atlas. Exposed shoulders are never a good thing in the cold. But hey, at least the thirsty fans get more cleavage? To some in the FNDM, that’s a fair trade.

[graussux]

She’s 16 dude. You’re disgusting.

[real-jaune-isms]

Where is that shown? What evidence is there that she’s 16 in the show?

Only person who said so is Yssa, and she’s not a writer. She was likely just sharing her headcanon on the subject.

If you give evidence I will believe you. Until then,

Leave me alone.

I’ve had enough of your shit to deal with on GoodRWBY-AUs.

[graussux]

Where is it shown that she’s over 18? Anyway, she’s very clearly young and you’re talking about her in a really gross way, but hey, I’ll just hope that you’re a young person who doesn’t realise what they’re saying (you sure as hell act like one!)

[real-jaune-isms]

I recommend reading the reblog to this very same post by @zsweber-studios, they provide a very cohesive argument as to why she is over 18 in a detailed summary my “young person” mind cannot formulate at the moment.

[graussux]

Yeah the guy that used chest size to prove age? Nah.

I’m genuinely curious though, how old are you?

[real-jaune-isms]

It’s so much more than chest size. They don’t even specify chest size, just overall body type. And there are so many other concepts that disprove the point that only you are insisting to hold onto.

And to answer your question, I’m 18.

What are you basing her age on, by the way? I’m the genuinely curious one now. You’ve been a bit hesitant to actually answer that. You say she’s clearly young, but what makes you think so? I’ve tried to provide my evidence, please at least be fair and provide yours.

[graussux]

Alright, I’m back from my “rut”. I think she’s young because of her face (it matches ruby’s more than cinder or glynda), the way she acts (not childish but not entirely mature) and just generally how she’s treated in the show.

That’s besides the point, talking about any woman like that is disgusting, and you’re sure as hell never gonna get a partner if you talk about them like that (I don’t identify fully as a woman but I’d certainly slap a dude if they spoke to me like that)

[graussux]

@real-jaune-isms still got nothing to say?

[real-jaune-isms]

I’ve already made my points clear. You are free to hold your headcanon about her age, but you are not going to convince everyone else to agree with it. That’s not how opinions work. There is evidence for my side, and you have given your best examples of why you hold to your side. Now others have the freedom to choose for themselves what to believe.

[graussux]

Evidence that women deserve to be treated like food???/objects???/toys???

[didilydee]

Are you braindead

[emeraldmercury]

[youre-not-smart-just-angry]

I love it when activists basically admit that they think seeing a woman as hot/sexy automatically means that you think they’re objects for consumption. Like, how can you human so badly that you think people are incapable of both thinking someone is hot and thinking they’re a human being at the same time

[real-jaune-isms]

@graussux I think the public has spoken…

[emerald-isms]

Rip

[cocoadel-isms]

That bag. It’s lovely. Where can I steal one from?

Coco: Oh, why thank you, Em. You can filch it from Nalla’s and I say this with zero remorse for them, they ripped me off. 

Coco: Anyway, for the kids at home don’t steal it’s wrong. 

[emerald-isms]

Emerald: purrrrrfect.

Emerald: kids, stealing is how you get things you want without losing other things you want.

[emerald-isms]

“So... come here often?” (Jaune-isms)

Only to take lien from that shabby excuse for a wallet.

[real-jaune-isms]

Hey… i think the design is really cool. Wait, you steal my money?

[emerald-isms]

I steal everyone’s money. You’re mostly broke, but you’re also mostly stupid, so yeah. Here’s your wallet back ✉️

[real-jaune-isms]

Oh. Thank you.

[emerald-isms]

Thank YOU. 💳💳💳

[shopkeepisms-blog]

All the lien, in the bag. Now.

Give me 20 lien and I’ll do it

[summer-isms]

I… wait, what? This is a robbery!

[shopkeepisms-blog]

My dad told me if I was good at something to never do it for free and that extends to robbery

[emerald-isms]

(Reblogged wrong lol)

Wait, IM robbing YOU! So shouldn’t you be paying me???

[emerald-isms]

“So... come here often?” (Jaune-isms)

Only to take lien from that shabby excuse for a wallet.

[real-jaune-isms]

Hey… i think the design is really cool. Wait, you steal my money?

[emerald-isms]

I steal everyone’s money. You’re mostly broke, but you’re also mostly stupid, so yeah. Here’s your wallet back ✉️

[emerald-isms]

“So... come here often?” (Jaune-isms)

Only to take lien from that shabby excuse for a wallet.

[emerald-isms]

I come back to 880 followers?

Bunch of kleptomaniacs

[emerald-isms]

Stole all of @mercuryblack-isms @mercury-isms hair product again. He looks like oobleck now. I’m gonna sell it for 2 bottles a lien.

[emerald-isms]

So there I am

On foot over the lazer wire, zwei is having a seizure, and I’ve still got half a pie left.

[emerald-isms]

My original content! Please feel free to use as blog headers, just tag me with a shoutout if you do!

[emerald-isms]

My original content! Please feel free to use as blog headers, just tag me with a shoutout if you do!

[malachite-isms]

Emerald: Oh, eat me, dunder twins.

Twins: …

Emerald: … No, I mean, it’s an expre-

*2 hours later*

Emerald: *panting*

Mil: You made the bed…

Mel: We laid you in it.

(Shout-out to @emerald-isms for the inspiration)

[emerald-isms]

Naughty.

I like.

[emerald-isms]

Nerds

[mercuryblack-isms]

Look who’s talking.

[emerald-isms]

Eat me, loudmouth.

[emerald-isms]

Nerds

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*coughpeniscough*