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Not technically old enough to be a curmudgeon, but I give it my best shot. Also, I hate pants. The blog to read if you want to read a-somewhat-immature early 30s white guy's views on (left-leaning) politics, UGA football, the Boston Red Sox, music, movies, TV shows, and books. Plus some less mature topics.

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no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing… gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

[moonward-bound]

He wasn’t going to let himself be embarrassed in front of all these fucking ELVES

[kelssiel]

the ring: gimli son of gloin you can have your deepest desires if you just take me~

gimli: oh?!

elrond: the ring tempts all who come into contact with it

gimli: my deepest desire is to not look like a lil’bitch in front of all these fucking elves

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Even a total bellend can be partly right, sometimes. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdg1sC-OyEl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thinksnake]

i am so incredibly pleased that tumblr has entered its ultimate form

giant book club

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Ok, even moreso than taking a break from Elongated MuskOx’s bird site, this — if true — will get me posting here again.

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One shot of Pfizer down...now when do the superpowers kick in? (at Mercedes-Benz Stadium) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNU8Wi8pDKe/?igshid=115agg67cmru0

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New cat sìth dropped in the household recently. This is Dale Cooper, and he enjoys watching The Magicians, staring at the toilet for unknown reasons, fetch, sleeping in odd positions, and damn fine cherry pie. https://www.instagram.com/p/CNA7SQWJz40/?igshid=e1guyt3sursa

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Sláinte from the virtual happy hour https://www.instagram.com/p/CMiM_C0pp8E/?igshid=hzdglyauk453

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He was really just the best boy, and it still sucks to use past tense to write about him now... https://www.instagram.com/p/CKPhAldp3Cf/?igshid=jgaa4rmqfte6

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Year in review (at Atlanta, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJHSUNXJFbY/?igshid=2943vflfjxt2

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It’s a good day for early voting in GA #voteossoff #votewarnock (at Atlanta, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CI82KBhpiIh/?igshid=1maofmoxi8w5h

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I remember a year ago when we were all “at least this terrible year is almost over” and I’m not making that mistake again. (at Atlanta, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CI6qu3TJcsK/?igshid=oe5tisywg1b5

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Iceland has a lot more fun with Christmas than we do: “The Yule Cat is a huge and vicious cat who lurks about the snowy countryside during Christmas time (Yule) and eats people who have not received any new clothes to wear before Christmas Eve.” (at Old Fourth Ward) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIqgy2epku7/?igshid=158qlr6nhc9it

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So, with the benefit of hindsight, we can admit that the Peloton lady saw the future, right? (at Old Fourth Ward) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIitSbpJ1Ek/?igshid=q4m6fqxi8zcg

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Happy Krampusnacht, kids! https://www.instagram.com/p/CIb_gdKJSAE/?igshid=1upmcyeafkk5x

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#fbf because I’m really missing live music, y’all (at Atlanta, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIY-lqRpb_n/?igshid=1au7kqj4lfwy9

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#2020Wrapped (where I share my top song wasn’t even played 70 times, because some of us just don’t put things on repeat apparently) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIS6icWpjSx/?igshid=fn9m751kkavq

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Ok, I’m used to chicken wing bones on the ground. But boxers (possibly boxer briefs)? That’s a bit much, Atlanta (at Atlanta BeltLine) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHqqB6YJVod/?igshid=1rogjk6jztguh