Thinksnake

I'm whoever I want to be. Sometimes my thoughts are cluttered, sometimes they're clear.

[ankle-beez]

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[anxeious]

[leolaroot]

? clifford erasure for no reason

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

[ofswordsandpens]

directors using colorful or "impossible" lighting to convey mood and meaning and beauty my beloved. directors making night scenes impossible to see for the sake of realism my beloathed.

[markovchaingang]

we must protect the sanctity of divorce

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[talkwithtatsu]

too good for tags

[headspace-hotel]

This mnemonic has a permanent place in my life.

Every time in yoga class when my instructor would say "now get into a prone position" I would think "ah yes on your pronis"

[70sscifiart]

Break time

[70sscifiart]

[70sscifiart]

[kaylmao]

my genius uncle might have found another realm

[cutecipher]

can you please verify first before posting

[kaylmao]

its actually ☝️ a pneumonic to remember the planets

[were--ralph]

top surgery scars and stretch marks are the same in the sense that that's how you know the flavor is baked in. its like the sear marks of the human body

[were--ralph]

hey so I didn't think before i posted this and i swear im not a cannibal

[were--ralph]

ITS NOT VORE EITHER YOU HEATHENS

[clementine-kesh]

tom paris seeing all of time and space in threshold leads to him having prophetic dreams but they’re mostly about harry and b’elanna fucking so he thinks it’s just his own fantasies getting a little out of hand

[clementine-kesh]

janeway: tom, why didn’t you tell us you had this ability? i know there might be ramifications we don’t yet understand from asking this question but i need to know… did you see anything important? anything that could help us? any dangers along our current path?

tom, desperately trying to piece any useful information from hundreds of hours of prophetic visions mistaken for wet dreams: um. i think at some point we redesign the crew quarters

[clementine-kesh]

tuvok suggests they do a mind meld “in order to extract any key details lieutenant paris might have missed” (he thinks tom is an idiot who can’t interpret prophetic visions) and tom is like trust me bro you do not want to do that, not if you ever want to comfortably play kal-toh with harry ever again. years later tuvok comes to believe tom said that because losing at kal-toh was the first sign of his neurodegenerative disease and not, you know, because if he’d gone through with the mind meld he would’ve been treated to an onslaught of hd closeups of harry’s dick

[valtsv]

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

[valtsv]

here is a little bat to banish your sadness

[conquerorwurm]

This nice little bat reminds me of this other nice little bat who was drawn in the 1200s:

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

[manipulated-pieces]

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

[rocketsaurus]

My friend sent me this and I'm.howling

[loveridden1999]

i am so pro abortion it actually makes me mad when a character in a show is revealed to be pregnant & she immediately doesn't get an abortion

[loveridden1999]

like you can always tell they're characters written by men when suddenly this carefree independent career woman starts talking about how wonderful it'd be to have a child & settle down booooo tomato tomato