- Adar 🫐

certified chris girl

[shorthairchris]

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[shorthairchris]

Y’all do not understand the way I SCREAMED INTO MY PILLOW WHEN I SAW THIS. His FINGERS?????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

This is insanity. I do not want to speak to a single soul until Chris’ fingers are so far down my throat I’m shedding tears. I need his hands more than I need water.

Oh my fucking God I am so done.

[shorthairchris]

This is so on brand for Matthew. Love it

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Nick is so fuckable.

[shorthairchris]

CHRIS IS SKIMS CHRIS IN SKIMS I REPEAT

CHRIS IN S K I M S

the fact he rolled the waistband in to show his boxers 😀

[shorthairchris]

Don’t get me wrong Matt looks like a dream in this

But the one thing that will always piss me off about Matt and Chris is they take pictures from 7,000 miles away. WHY? They’re always so hot and so far away at the same time it’s like they’re edging us atp

[shorthairchris]

Also this is always so weird for me that with the triplets I’m fighting FOR MY LIFE to get a good quality photo of them

But with my other fandom (F1 drivers) every day the media uploads a shitload of insane HD quality photos taken by professional photographers

like just imagine if we got photos like these of Matt Chris & Nick.

nahhh bro I would become an absolute feral beast

[shorthairchris]

Don’t get me wrong Matt looks like a dream in this

But the one thing that will always piss me off about Matt and Chris is they take pictures from 7,000 miles away. WHY? They’re always so hot and so far away at the same time it’s like they’re edging us atp

[shorthairchris]

Ayo what the fuck

I may have just found something…

[chrispydreams-deactivated202601]

Is this… my dream post????

[shorthairchris]

i love when i find my people 🫶🏼

[lovtyriq]

it feels like he’s staring into my soul chat im nervous

[shorthairchris]

DEAR LORDDDDDDDD

[shorthairchris]

this the only thing that could bring me back from the dead after i haven’t posted anything on tumblr for a month.

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

HOWWWWW does he look SO FUCKING GOOD??

BROOOOOOO stop rn i can’t i can’t i can’t

this is not real

i actually need to take a deep breath

FUCK

[kamyylovee]

this is SOOO giving when chris eats you out and he’s tasting you 😩😩🤭🤤😮‍💨

FUCKKK bro this man has me DOWN BADDD

[shorthairchris]

the disbelief is sending me bro 😭

“HOW!!! 🦅🦅🦅”

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Matt mocking Nick and him just dancing I can’t

[shorthairchris]

Nick’s rage is so real I’m actually losing it 😭😭

[shorthairchris]

what was nick even trying to say lmaooo and chris punching him for absolutely no reason

[shorthairchris]

HELP THE WAY IT LOOKS LIKE AN ACTUAL MUSHROOM IS ATTACKING CHRIS 💀💀

I laughed way too hard at this

[shorthairchris]

the chemistry chris and quen have is insane. I’m never getting over this

[mattscookie-deactivated20241118]

like i know people are like “the triplets get shipped with everyone!” true. BUT LOOK AT QUEN+CHRIS? you can’t tell me there’s nothing there.

[shorthairchris]

frrr this is the first time i see him have a genuine connection with a girl. it pains me to say it but i almost ship them more than i ship me w chris 😭