she who laughs last, laughs longest

it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live

[so-bad-its-effin-awesome]

Ben Affleck says yes to nude scene in Gone Girl, and no to wearing a Yankee hat.

This is the best thing I’ve read today.

[staymanipura-deactivated2019092]

 Mitt - A Netflix Original

[wearetheselect]

[fromcydonia]

[shortie240]

this scene though...i died

[altlvias]

[shortie240]

"I don't want some janky fresh water bitch fish." 

[ihateyoubutiloveyouuu-blog]

[shortie240]

my fave ever.

[desicoups]

[shortie240]

best part of the whole episode

[usuallywrong]

[shortie240]

yes.

[k-zamolodchikova]

[oberelias-deactivated20201114]

[luciusmafoy-deactivated20140324]

I just let myself go…

[shortie240]

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No a summer's day is not a bitch.

Nick Miller; New Girl

[emoti0nalwreck]

[until-the-truth-is-gone]

[shortie240]

yupp....this is accurate

[jordylo94]

Why I don't dance....

When my friends try to get me to dance….

When I finally give in, I start off small:

Then all hell breaks loose…..

(accurate representation of my actual dance moves)

And the entire time, I think I look like this with my friends…

[shortie240]

lmao so true

[badwolfoswin]

New Girl, Best of Schmidt: Season 2 Episode 19 ‘Quick Hardening Caulk’.

[letyourcolourshow]

brokenbypeoplelikeme

Me in a restaurant