tell me your secrets

ugh idk what to put here, but this is my tumblr page. so follow if you want or don't. okay. byee.

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me when I go to work and wait on tables

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[asdgshdajkjdw8uy]

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SO CUTE OMG

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Rape Culture isn’t real?

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this is fucking horrifying. 

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I'm fucking terrified to leave my house now. 

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me every day.

[heymicheal]

Look at that van go

[stfulily]

that comment makes me uncomfortable

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expectations

reality

(More relatable?!)

[tuspapas]

Doing homework with your friend

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Expectations:

Reality:

(More relatable?!)

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Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature

1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice

1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar

1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)

tiny splash pure vanilla extract

2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)

1/8 tsp baking soda

tiny pinch salt

heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

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me everywhere 

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Basically

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THE LAST GIF OH MY GOD

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The moment of preparation before stepping on to the escalator.

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When you get a better grade than the really smart kid:

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They’re like:

You’re like:

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dont care

dont care

dont care

you’re*

dont care

dont care

your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it?

oh you’re single, once again

dont care

song lyrics, how original

dont care

dont care

you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’

dont care

 dont care

dont care

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