Girl: "Hey. What kind of stuff do you have?"
Me: "We have a lot of stuff. Is there something particular that you want to hear?
Girl: "Well, what all do you have?"
Me: "There are three of us DJing. I have no idea what everyone has."
Me: "Write down what you want to hear and if I don't have it, one of them might"
Girl: "Do you play dubsteb?"
Me: "Depends on the mood of the DJ at the time. It's not really what we do."
Girl: "Well, what DO you have?"
Me: "Like I said" *laugh* "There are three of us. I only know what I have."
Girl: "Can you play [song] by [artist]?"
Me: "We just did a few minutes ago..."
Girl: "How about [artist]?"
Me: "Any particular track?"
Me: "Okay. I can do that."
Girl: "What about [artist/song]?"
Me: "I don't have that one..."
Me: "...but one of the other two might."
Girl: [insert random complaints/mumbling]
Me: "Just write it down... Otherwise, our drunk asses won't remember"
Girl: *laughs and leaves without writing anything down"
Girl: "I want to hear [song]. Can you play that?"
Me: "I don't even know what that is..."
Girl: [Mumbling] "I just ... to... you would... any of... five songs..."
Me: "I'm sorry. What was that?"
Girl: [Mumbling] "I just wanted to see if you would play any of my five songs."
Me: "I already plan on playing your request for [artist/song]"
Girl: "Can you play it now?"
Me: "No, I'm not spinning right now. My next set starts in a few minutes."
Me: "He's wrapping up his set... and already said that he doesn't have it."
Girl: "But we're getting ready to leave!"
Me: "Oh? That sucks. I guess I don't have to play it then."