Short, Shameful Confession

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I'm actually excited they added additional beer style badges you can level up on in @Untappd

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I feel the need to crow about the fact I correctly spelled "repertoire" on the first try.

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I once made myself laugh until I wept by remarking that the noise that a dugong makes as it swims around is "DUGONG! DUGONG!"

Oh crap, it's happening again.

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I judge your company by the number of people who park poorly in the lot. 

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Every time I need to enter my zip code at the gas pump, I go blank.

[jwgh]

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Contest revision: Some folks on facebook figured out five of the six songs remarkably quickly, so I decided to give them shirts and have a new contest to figure out the remaining pictogram, which is the fourth one down.  So at this point the pictures are:

gchat blues

A Dozen Lovely Roses

Avocados and Beer

[this is the one you have to figure out]

Time To Break Up The Band

Is The Moon Too Full?

First to figure it out gets a shirt or CD. Good luck!

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I came here to post my Martha Speaks confession and then discovered that I already posted it five months ago.

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I pour out water if I think it's gone stale. 

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I'm still surprised every time I write a regex correctly the first time. 

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My brain conflates the Tetris and Munsters theme.

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This morning I had an erotic dream about Phineas & Ferb.

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I created an ecard to correct a typo in one I really liked.

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I get really irritated at people who cheat on Foursquare checkins. 

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I didn't know "Life in Hell" was still going. 

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I dreamt that I found the perfect, simple solution to the problem that some people find certain images on Wikipedia offensive.

It was a great dream.

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Whenever my kid is watching "Martha Speaks", I find myself contemplating the idea that T.D. and Martha have had sex. He is indifferent enough to social mores to do it, and he bribes her with food.

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Short Shameful Confession isn't anonymous enough for me to post my truly shameful confessions.