head in the clouds, eyes to the ground

Independent RP blog for a Célestine Mynatt, a rather irritable BLU Soldier Tracking #shortsiighted M!A: None

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...Hm. Where’s the small man?

--The other small man. I know at least two. He hasn’t shown his face around here lately...

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[ She’s grinning. Why is she grinning? ]

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[ More of them? How quaint.

He gets a flicking gesture underneath her chin aimed at one of the cameras. Don’t worry, nobody’s getting left out here. ]

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Heyy… don’t be like that Celes! I’ve been tryna get to you all week, but… eh.. y-y’know. Admin n’… stuff…

// Shrugs. //

And we leave whenever you want! Gotta get you to loosen up a bit… damn.

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You have...? But why would-- [ Her shoulders drop, letting a very slight smile appear on her face. ] ...You really didn’t have to do that.

Hm... then I’m ready whenever. I’m not tense, just peeved at the... what’s the word--

--Fraternizing? The fraternizing situation. I’ll be fine. Do you mind driving...?

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// Wheeze. //

–Well… uh…!?

// Really, he has no excuse and he’s just doing this because he has no friends on his own team. Loser. //

Nah, not really. // He finally sits up. // But come on, we ain’t got nothin’ to do right now so… road trip?

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[ Grumbles; she puts down her weapon by the side of her bed. No use for it now. ]

Ugh... as much as I find the woman insufferable, I’d like to keep my job--among other things. She’s so--

[ Inhales. Well, this was one way of rebelling... ]

...When would you like to leave?

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[[ I AM VERY SORRY IF ANYBODY WANTED DAVID ALIVE AND WELL ]]

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// Clambers through her window, before holding up the keys to his truck and a bottle of beer. // .......!? // WHEEZES. That took effort. //

[ All it takes is the sound of scratching at her window pane, and she’s instantly reaching for her Escape Plan. Back to the space next to it, she takes a wild swing and--

And David. Oh.

Holding the weapon at her side, she’s quick to hiss at the man through clenched teeth... before her expression--and tone--soften at the keys and beer. ]

...David? All things considered, is this really a sensible idea? Right now?

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...Excusez-moi?!

There’s one person in this entire base I can actually tolerate, and you are telling me I can’t see him? Whoever is... responsible for this being enforced can go and take a long walk off of a short cliff. Mmph...

[ And up goes the middle finger at the camera. Maybe she wouldn’t be watching, as much as she wanted her to see this. ]

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[ The sudden desire to claw her own face off like a cat was something she couldn’t explain...

Hm. It would pass. At least she had kitchen duty to keep herself busy; BLU would be eating decently for once. ]

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[ Oh gosh I’ve been so busy with finals i completely forgot this lady’s birthday! @.@ (May 3rd.) 

She’s 46 now. I keep forgetting how old she is compared to most mercenaries. Happy belated birthday, grandma. ]

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Quality M!A Masterlist

----- Physical M!As -----

Time Warp: Muse is suddenly a specified age.

Equipment Change: Muse is suddenly a specified gender.

Pinch And Drag: Muse is suddenly a specified size.

Odd Organism: Muse is turned into a specified animal.

Odder Organism: Muse is turned into a specified monster.

Beep Boop: Muse is turned into a robot. If muse is normally a robot, they are now a living being.

Spirit Door: Muse is turned into a ghost. If muse is normally a ghost, they are now alive.

Oh Hell No: Muse is split into good and evil versions of themself.

Assimilation: Muse now has specified robotic features or components.

Flutter: Muse now has wings of a specified size.

Name It: A specified physical feature of the muse's is now very different.

----- Personality M!As -----

Abloo Bloo: Muse can't stop crying.

Snuggle Bug: Muse is now exceptionally affectionate to everyone.

ESAD: Muse suddenly despises a specified person or thing.

Red Heart: Muse is now passionately in love with a specified person.

Hero Worship: Muse idolizes a specified person and thinks everything about them is amazing.

Obsession: Muse cannot stop thinking about a specified person or thing.

Constant Boners: Muse's libido has gone wild and they can't stop thinking about sex.

Rustled Jimmies: Muse is rebellious and easily angered.

Game Over Man: Muse is now terrified of a specified thing.

----- Abilities and Afflictions -----

3D Motion: Muse can now fly.

Lights Out: Muse cannot see.

Muted Speakers: Muse cannot hear.

Muted Mic: Muse has no voice and can't make a sound.

Heavy Chest: Muse suddenly has difficulty breathing.

Now Try Rapping: Muse now thpeakth with a lithp.

S.S. Stutter: Muse now speaks with a s-severe stu-stutt-t-ter.

Nerve Pain: Muse is struck by intense, constant pain which nothing can alleviate.

Sucky Symptoms: Muse becomes miserably ill with specified symptoms.

Woop Bang Crash: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance.

Bonk Smack Thump: Muse suddenly loses all feeling in their limbs.

Twitchy Skin: Muse is extremely sensitive to touch.

Whoa Mama: Muse orgasms every time their name is said.

Sweet n Spicy: Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop.

Let Me Up: Muse is tied down and at the mercy of others.

Minor Inconvenience: Muse's clothes have all gone missing.

Strip Party: One item of muse's clothing disappears every time a specified thing occurs.

Mee Yow: Muse is suddenly some kind of sex kitten.

Pshhh Naw: Muse is now completely drunk.

Pick Your Poison: Muse has to do a specified thing every time their name is said.

Truth Obsession: Muse either cannot lie, or they cannot stop lying.

Dancing On The Ceiling: Muse is somehow unaffected by gravity.

That's Creepy: Muse now looks exactly like a specified person.

No Survivors: Muse is suddenly on a murderous rampage.

Spicy Meatball: Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouth.

Seadweller: Muse is now aquatic and cannot survive out of water.

400 Blankets: Muse is now freezing cold and can't seem to get warm.

Shouldn't Have Said That: Muse has lost their verbal filter and now blurts whatever comes to mind.

Thirsty: Muse is now a blood-drinker. They don't get fangs or special abilities, but they must now find blood to drink or they will starve. Other food and drink makes them vomit.

Just Not Your Day: A tiny storm cloud follows muse around and rains on them at specified times.

He Has A Point: Muse now has an angel and a demon, which only they can see and hear, perched on their shoulders and offering advice.

----- Interactive M!As -----

Kiss Me Whole: Muse is slowly fading away and will only return to normal when kissed.

Song And A Kiss: Muse loses their voice and will only regain it when kissed.

Don't Make It Creepy: Muse falls asleep and can only be awoken with a kiss.

I'll Owe You: Muse turns into a frog and will only return to normal when kissed.

Gimme Sugar: Muse suddenly wants to kiss anyone who says their name.

C'mere Babe: Muse is suddenly compelled to kiss anyone who sends them an ask.

Very Well: Muse is owned by a specified person and must obey their commands.

Yes Mistress: Muse must submit to any commands given to them.

Come Fairy: Specified person has the ability to bring muse to orgasm by pointing at them.

Stuck On You: Muse is chained to a specified person for a certain length of time. Include chain leeway/length.

I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.

I Look Strange: Muse swaps bodies with a specified person.

Bad Sexy Idea: Muse is now on a quest to make out with the one person they know they shouldn't.

B-Baka: Muse now acts like a bashful, blushing klutz around a specified person.

Ooh Kinky: Muse is suddenly into BDSM and on a mission to get it on with a specified person.

Hey Whatcha Doin: Muse is compelled to follow a specified person around and can't leave them alone.

TMI Warning: Muse is compelled to confess an opinion or feeling they have about anyone they speak to

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“More BLUs?

Eugh... fine. Wonderful. They can hardly be that obnoxious.”

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My soldier & My friend’s soldiers.

My soldier is pot soldier xD

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bold which is most applicable to your muse between the two options!

cold OR hot

envy OR lust 

blunt OR tactful

dreamer OR realist

impulsive OR regimented

stubborn OR flexible

sociable OR reclusive

lazy OR hardworking

half empty OR half full

excitable OR apathetic

dependent OR independent

eloquent OR inarticulate

delusional OR realistic

dwells in the past OR looks towards the future

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// With a shrug, David just tilts his head and grins up to her. // Well, what do you recommend I start eatin’ then?

–Not sayin’ you have t’cook for me, just askin’. I’m not one of those guys that thinks women should just be cookin’ now, reason I insist you don’t.

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Something healthier than this. Anything, really. [ Her gaze casts downwards to that food--not quite as disgusted as she could have been. ]

I don’t have to... but I am offering. And I’m glad you don’t think that way, otherwise I doubt we’d be friends... if you don’t mind me saying.

[ She shrugs. ] It’s an offer, all the same. Let me cook you something. I’m French. I’m supposed to be good at it, aren’t I?

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[ feet & mouth. y'memer. ]

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Feet

They’re rather big, around a US size 10 (41, if we’re going continental). She rarely goes up on tiptoes, seeing herself as being imposing enough without the extra extension to her height. She will, however, shift her weight onto one foot more often than not, ruining what would otherwise be a perfect posture.

Mouth

Her bottom lip is thicker than the top, not that it makes their appearance any less thin overall. She’s missing the odd molar and her wisdom teeth, but bar that her teeth are very much her own. Their condition could be far better, but they still go brushed and flossed. She only ever smiles with her mouth, hardly ever bearing her teeth--rare as her smiling is. Her default expression is more of a frown.

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face, legs, other

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Face 

Not particularly attractive or worth writing home about. Her face is heart-shaped, with a pronounced jawline and cheekbones, and littered with wrinkles–most prominently, crow’s feet around her eyes. Her nose is somewhat small and feminine compared to the rest of her features; angular, small and upturned in profile.

As far as distinguishing marks go, she has a mole just above the right side of her lip, and a deep, jagged scar that runs from the left side of her jaw to just below her left eye. Don’t point it out. She knows.

Legs

Relatively long, compared to her torso, but they’ve certainly seen better days. She has natural muscle definition around her thigh and calf muscles, but otherwise they’re somewhat weak. Deep, vertical scars lie across both knees, from the knee replacements she forced persuaded her Medic into carrying out.

Other

There’s a little tattoo of a pair of wings on the back of her neck–one of the first things she did after leaving France.