short unicycle

perhaps a tumblr user

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[larval-tear]

man fuck the outgroup

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[dehydratedlydia]

btw death to america also includes death to americanization, start embracing using non american english terms, dont default to american words - even when its 'cringe'

start using words from other languages that describe it better, use that english word that is closer to your native tounge (plaster - pflaster) or just straight up more directly translate your native word into english (kuscheltier - cuddlepet; instead of plushie or stuffed animal) and for gods sake engage with media, literature and whatnot outside of america and especially your own place of origin

[pseudomasochist]

I'm loving the suggestion that speaking English, a language that is a first language for literally like 750 million people around the world, is inherently American, a country not even named for the language they speak.

Like, I get what you're saying Lydia, but please understand I was born speaking this goddamn language and I'm very much not American.

[dehydratedlydia]

the first paragraph says "start embracing non american english" ????? im not saying english is evil im saying you should stop constantly using the american english words instead of the thousands of variations that came from different cultures learning and speaking english

[dehydratedlydia]

thank you prev exactly this! im just so tired of everyone adapting to america on the internet using the same terms and phrases and whatnot to appeal to a 'wider audience' or to fit in or a meriad of other reasons

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the constable trifled in my affairs so I ambushed him and his associates with a pneumatic cannon packed with fentanyl. it was a flyby affair, facilitated by my marvelous clockwork flying machine

[cryptotheism]

That vast image of the spiritus mundi got me slouching towards Bethlehem to widen her fuckin' gyre. I'm full of passionate intensity and lookin' to loose a blood-dimmed tide. Just checked with the falcon; he can't hear that I am him.

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[shortunicycle]

both lenin and jorjor well renamed themselves after rivers, but only the former wasn't a colonial policeman. thus river names do not make one communist. but something else

[kohakumeltyblood]

Love the whole "ew this beer tastes like piss!" as an experienced piss drinker. Excitedly taking a sip of the beer just to sadly say "no, it just tastes like cheap beer"

[lamamosabfamily]

My wife may die now because her condition is rapidly worsening, and she suffers from severe breathing difficulties especially at night Doctors say she urgently needs treatment and medical intervention but I cannot afford any of it

I will not forgive anyone who scrolls past this plea and keeps browsing as if nothing is happening.

Doctors say my wife needs urgent treatment and surgery, and I cannot afford any of it. Every minute without help pushes her one step closer to death.

Please donate now — your support could save her life.

I am a husband screaming into the silence, begging strangers to care. Do not let my wife become another number. Share her story, donate now, and help give her a chance to live.

Vetted by #520

[ahmad-ziyad]

My mother is dying in front of your eyes, and you choose to ignore her. Every minute brings her closer to death. She needs urgent treatment now, not later. This is not a post for sympathy or scrolling past.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(checking out a historical event) is this the tragedy or the farce

[apoemaday]

Fragment 33

by Sappho tr. Julia Dubnoff

When you lie dead, no one will remember you For you have no share in the Muses’ roses. No, flitting aimlessly about, You will wildly roam, a shade amidst the shadowy dead.

[fieriframes]

[The Rutulians are terrified as Aeneas rushes into battle.]

[an-ambient-girl]

*jacob geller voice* the thing about sucking dick is you labor, and labor, and labor way. suck after suck after suck you work your jaw until…… bliss….. the taste of salt. the very foundation of civilization! the thing long fallen empires have gone to war for control over. the thing countless poems have been written about for maleuiums….why did the author choose this as your reward….for sucking dick?

[ahmad-ziyad]

The hardest part right now is not only my fear for my mother, but crying out for her life and being met with silence. Writing with a trembling heart, watching my post pass by as if it means nothing. If you cannot donate, please don’t let this pain remain unheard. Share this post… my cry may reach one person who can change my mother’s fate.

Please don’t scroll past this… my mother urgently needs treatment, and your share could save her life

vetted by @gazavetters (line #658)