Hag Behavior

Baba Yaga is the blueprint / 22 / she/her Metal music, monster movies, and motorcycles Header image: Gunther Gerzso, Paricutín

[helloitsbees]

[hagnanimous]

Wish someone had warned me about the Furniture People in Backrooms because I do NOT fuck with automata

[hagnanimous]

Also most of the designs were very good, very early AI-style uncanny valley. But a few of the people had faces that were very much in the realm of possibility of real facial differences. Pretty disappointing that such an otherwise creative movie would rely on that trope. Horror movies please stop using facial differences for shock value

[hagnanimous]

Wish someone had warned me about the Furniture People in Backrooms because I do NOT fuck with automata

[hagnanimous]

In the bed. straight up “scrolling it”. And by “it”, haha, well, let’s justr say. Wikipedia.

[eebie]

[hagnanimous]

One of the branches of my nerves has been behaving so weirdly that it would be LESS surprising if I was undergoing some kind of science fiction body horror transformation. Like what if there was some creature in there. That would make more sense than whatever is going on.

[yekoc]

bez visibly on the verge of tears on the podium after his win at mugello

[multiseb21]

and they were fighting the same marquez in mugello

[vile-things]

[clodiussuggestion]

Haters will see you become a plebeian to attain the position of tribune and be like, “he couldn’t ascend the traditional cursus honorum”

[kroovv]

Please enjoy this snail measuring tape i got at a garadge sale today

[fadagaski]

It's called a sneasuring tape, get it right.

[hagnanimous]

When you get up too fast in the morning and your vision blacks out that’s just your body being so ready for the day

[multiseb21]

marc: I am going to be very cautious. this weekend is training to build my strength

marc the moment the lights go out: IM DA KING OF THE HIGHWAYYYYYYYYYYYY

[dorothylarouge]

[lakemojave]

Happy Friday afternoon! 😁☺️ We've done it! 😎😌 We've got to the end of the week ‼️✅️ We've locked 🔒 up ⬆️ our warehouse 🚚 we've parked ⛲️♿️ up our vans 🚐 we have logged off ❌️ our computers 💻 and I've quickly 🏃‍♂️ popped 🫧 into my local favorite pub 🍻🇬🇧 for a cheeky pint of beer ☺️🍺 and look 😳🔎 a little bit of 🤏 early dinner 🍴😋 because the wife 👰‍♀ I love her dearly 🥰❤️ but her cooking 🍳👩‍🍳 ain't that great 🙅‍♂️🤢 and we've got 😮 a stunning ✨️ beef and ale pie 🥧🍮 a bitofmashedpotatoes 🥔🧈 baked beans 🫘 in a pot 🫕 which I think 💭 is wrong 😤 but it's happeninganyway 🤷‍♂️ and of course a bit of gravy 🥣🍲 and you know me 😉 I never look 🚫👀 when I pour 🙈🫗 because I am ☝️‼️ the absolute govnah 💂‍♂️🧑‍💼 And listen goiuys 👂 hope you had a great week 😘⌚️ keep on smashin' life 💥😮 keep givin' it a hundred 💯 and ten 🔟 per cent 🔣 and don't go home 🏠 until you're proud ✌️😌 And listen 🎧🙉 cheers to you all 🏅🎆 You deserve it 😉 A'bosh! ⁉️

[hagnanimous]

The constant discourse about how erotica and smut is the downfall of society and the death of literature is not only annoying but also ridiculous because bro. People have been writing VERY EXPLICITLY about sex for thousands of years. Go read some ancient novels. I opened the Satyricon to a random page today and it was talking about penis. Apuleius’ Metamorphoses has multiple sex scenes, including an extensive discussion of whether giant donkey cock will injure a human woman. Smut has been around for as long as literature has been around, and people have been declaring it the downfall of society since then. Grow up.

[hagnanimous]

tumblr put your blog in my recommended and i followed cuz we’re hag matching! 👯‍♀️ “hagnanimous” is so galaxy brain.

Finally! Another hag round these parts! And thank you, I am very proud of my URL

[riverlarking]

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles