Sorry I'm a Fandom Mess.

So this is just about any fandom. I'm not even a fan of some of the fandom things I post. Other things tend to get thrown in. Age:18+ I may or may not disappear randomly for long periods of time. Feel free to talk to me. Sideblog: farmboyincarnate, an Oscar Pine role play blog.

[totallycorrect-genshinimpact]

Hu Tao: Pain relief pills are overrated, pain giver pills on the other hand...

Zhongli: Poison.

Hu Tao: Oh yeah, poison!

[genshin-idiocy]

Beidou: Rules were made to be broken

Ningguang: They were made to be followed, nothing is made to be broken

Xiangling: Uh, piñatas

Chongyun: Glowsticks

Xingqiu: Karate boards

Hu Tao: Spaghetti when you have a small pot

Beidou: Rules

[genshin-idiocy]

Childe throwing a beehive at Scaramouche: Go forth my murder children, commit your sins!

[1000feuille]

welcome to the “all my friends are dead” party

[heythatsbriar]

Kirk: Croissants: dropped

Uhura: Road: works ahead

Sulu: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Chekov: Shavacado: fre

Chapel: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Bones:

Bones: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

not this being my digital foot print😐…… ok if this godforsaken post ever reaches 500k notes i’ll pay tribute n recreate it & hopefully 14yr old me can finally be put to rest alongside mcr

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[incorrectbatfam]

[while Alfred's away]

Jason: Have you considered any alternatives to ordering food through an app?

Tim: Oh, believe me. I tried getting the Kents to FedEx me their leftovers. They weren’t even having it.

Jason: No, I mean like buying ingredients and cooking.

Tim: I don’t eat ingredients. I eat food!

[vines-in-camelot]

Arthur, at the round table: Are we really going to let Merlin keep that dragon?

Elyan: We kept Gwaine.

[umi-klouh]

@merlinmyrddin we talked about your tags…

[vines-in-camelot]

Gaius: Merlin, can I speak to you for a minute?

Merlin: Ooh, someone’s in trouble! It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.

[vines-in-camelot]

Morgana: What are your strengths?

Gwen: I fall in love easily.

Morgana: Okay... and what are your weaknesses?

Gwen: Those cute eyes of yours.

[vines-in-camelot]

Morgana: 'bout to get Arthur again

Uther: Morgana leave him alone while he's sleeping

Morgana: *pours water on Arthur*

Arthur: *chocked gasp*

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Merlin: Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger, but now that I'm older, I've learned how to make different, far more serious mistakes.

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Gwen: Words ending in "ie" are so cute! Like "sweetie", "cutie", "cookie"...

Morgana: Die.

Gwen: No!

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Merlin: I cut my finger and it's bleeding.

Gaius: Just put some pressure on it.

Merlin:

Merlin: [looks down at his finger] If you don't go out and get a job, your family will starve.

Gaius:

Gaius: No--

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Gwaine: [holding a pose] How's the painting coming along?

Lancelot: [painting] Great!

Gwaine: Can I take a look?

Lancelot: Sure!

Lancelot: [turns easel around]

Gwaine:

Gwaine: That's a fish.

Lancelot: Yeah.

Gwaine: You painted a fish? I thought you were painting me for the last three hours!

Lancelot: Well, I started off painting you, but then I started thinking about aquariums, and he happened!

Gwaine: Then why am I still here?!

Lancelot:

Lancelot: I get lonely.

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Gwen: I cook with wine.

Gwen: Sometimes, I even add it to the food.

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Merlin: [shoots upright in bed] I'M LATE FOR THE COUNCIL MEETING

Merlin:

Merlin: Oh, wait, I'm not Arthur's servant anymore.

Merlin: [lays back down]

Merlin: [sits up again] I'M THE COURT SORCERER