✨Briar✨

they/he/she a tired human who does music n shit :]

[kosmogrl]

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in november I'm getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in december I’m getting my shit together

[yourplayersaidwhat]

dungeon master (as we’re walking through the city): it smells like… i don’t know if any of you have smelled pastries before, but if you have it smells like pastries

[heythatsbriar]

it gets better.

once when we were just chilling in a discord call, another player in our party created a… creature of some sort to be his companion. it looked sort of like a dog, except it’s bipedal, it has humanoid fingers and toes, and it only speaks infernal. its name is dog and it hit on one of our characters. now not only did our dm accept it into canon, he roleplays it, and it sounds like a mob boss. oh and it hit on my sister’s character in infernal.

[heythatsbriar]

any other pre-/non-transition trans folks watch their own gender blur/switch as they get ready to go out somewhere? like i watch myself go from fresh-out-of-the-shower badass chick with short dark slicked back hair to milo thatch from atlantis: the lost empire. it’s fun

[heythatsbriar]

fuck zodiac signs what font do you write in

[heythatsbriar]

he/they sports. it’s in the gay.

[karte-returns]

has this been done before

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have a super gay 2023

[heythatsbriar]

manifesting this-

[heythatsbriar]

fitting personal essays into limited word counts is an art

[heythatsbriar]

the queer urge to drink out of a mason jar.

[heythatsbriar]

Radar, about the Nurse of the Day™: It’s weird. It’s like… I like them. Much.

Hawkeye: You like them much?

[heythatsbriar]

Hawkeye: Oh, Frank, it’s just you.

Trapper: We were afraid it was somebody important!

[heythatsbriar]

Kirk: Croissants: dropped

Uhura: Road: works ahead

Sulu: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Chekov: Shavacado: fre

Chapel: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Bones:

Bones: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

[heythatsbriar]

Uhura: Are you a top or a bottom?

Kirk: I’m a threat.

Bones (through a mouthful of chicken): He’s a bottom.

[heythatsbriar]

currently thinking about the time I mistyped Spock as “Sponk” in a one-shot that went viral on Wattpad

[heythatsbriar]

Sulu: Where’s Pavel? I haven’t seen him all day.

Uhura: Don’t worry, I’ll find him. *clears throat*

Uhura: No wizard that there is or was is ever gonna bring-

Chekov, bursting into the mess hall: MEEEEEEEEE DO- oh hello friends!

[heythatsbriar]

T’Pring: Spock, please try to understand. You’re a man, I’m a woman. We’re just too different.