Dodoco?

Mondstadt be bombed, Klee be doomed.

[totallycorrect-genshinimpact]

My brain is a meme factory.

And this is a place to share my many memes.

You can share your memes too if so desired.

My inbox is always open.

[genshin-idiocy]

Childe throwing a beehive at Scaramouche: Go forth my murder children, commit your sins!

[genshin-idiocy]

Beidou: Rules were made to be broken

Ningguang: They were made to be followed, nothing is made to be broken

Xiangling: Uh, piñatas

Chongyun: Glowsticks

Xingqiu: Karate boards

Hu Tao: Spaghetti when you have a small pot

Beidou: Rules

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Hu Tao: Pain relief pills are overrated, pain giver pills on the other hand...

Zhongli: Poison.

Hu Tao: Oh yeah, poison!

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Klee: I woke up and chose bees.

Albedo: Don’t you mean violence..?

Klee, with a chorus of hundreds of bees behind her: Nope.

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Jean: There is no problem we can’t solve!

Venti: There is no problem we can’t create.

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Xiangling: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Chongyun does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?

Xingqiu: If Chongyun were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Chongyun jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Xiangling: You jump off a cliff!

Xingqiu: Gladly. Provided Chongyun did first.

[yunhaey]

same diluc, same

based on this (x) post by @totallycorrect-genshinimpact​

[totallycorrect-genshinimpact]

Heyo, sorry for being kind of on-and-off with posting.

My real life has been kinda stressful, and I’ve been pushing this blog to the side without meaning to.

I’m sorry, I’ll try to be better with posting.

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Aether: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Venti: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Aether, desperately, as Venti’s bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Venti: Oh! B positive.

Aether: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Venti:

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Hu Tao: Goodnight moon.

Hu Tao: Goodnight tree.

Hu Tao: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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Childe: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Hu Tao: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Baizhu: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away?

Hu Tao: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Kaeya: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Venti, talking to Jean: Ooh, let me see that! *Grabs the letter*

Venti: *Puts on a pair of glasses*

Venti: Oh wait, I can’t read.

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Diluc: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Hu Tao: I’m sure I could make a bomb out of bleach and baking soda.

Zhongli: I would rather you not?