The Notch Has Been Kicked Up

Sometimes Woke Mental Health is roundhouse kicking that Dickhead from work in the head

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The Overqueen is a MILF

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I cannot believe I’ve gained followers from this post

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The Overqueen is a MILF

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The only kind of sibling representation I need

Honestly AVPM Ron and Ginny’s relationship is just the embodiment of the Cain instinct 

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Just fucking bury me with a framed photo of Joey Richter

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I’m foaming at the mouth and it’s the feral kind

If you insult Joey’s mustache one more fucking time on main I’m going to rip your fucking throat out with my teeth @decaf-whaaat

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I wish I could quote it directly, but about six minutes ago @shot-a-charlatan sent me a video saying how shes going to call me out on tumblr. I call his mustache creepy ONCE and suddenly I’m a victim of passive aggressive posts

2/10 would not recommend

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This is blatantly aggressive, you coward, grab your boxing gloves, I’m sick of this bLASPHEMY

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I’m foaming at the mouth and it’s the feral kind

If you insult Joey’s mustache one more fucking time on main I’m going to rip your fucking throat out with my teeth @decaf-whaaat

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I think I know who Uncle Wiley is

So when Wiley appears to Linda, he tells her that he used to be a Colonel, a weird detail to mention.

General McNamara tells the President that he had a mentor who went into the Black and White, went insane, pledged his allegiance to the forces in the Black and White and disappeared.

His mentors name was Wilber Cross.

I firmly believe that Cross met Wiggly, and became his right hand man. He created the dolls and manipulated Linda to be the prophet.

He changed his name (or maybe was knighted with the name) Wiley.

edit: as @musicalsandfluff pointed out, when John enters the Black and White, Wiley shouts, “YOU!”, insinuating they know each other.

TL;DR , General McNamaras old mentor, Wilbur Cross, is Uncle Wiley

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“he tells her that he used to be a Colonel, weird flex but okay.”

[dawnspacestation]

Me While Becky Told Her Story

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COREY STANS HOW WE FUCKING FEELING AFTER BLACK FRIDAY????

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I want a version of The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musical but an audience member plays Paul and just have to go along with the musical and a total disaster!

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I’ll do you one better, they just kidnap a random person off the street who has no idea what kind of rollercoaster they’re in for.

“What do you want Paul?”

“wHaT????”

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*Robert Manion Voice* Let Him Come

Do you think that the only reason that the “Did you hear the word?” “What’s the word?” motif from the opening number is reprised in Let Him Come is because the aliens didn’t get their headlining entrance from Paul? 

In this essay I will-

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Me: *sees any Joey Richter character*

Me: oh no

Me: I’m McSwooning

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Did you hear the word?

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What's the word?

[impalasquiptyseven]

He's a-comin

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Who's a-comin?

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Paul’s a-comin

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*Valley girl fangirl accent* THE STAR OF THE SHOW????

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I love Ted because he’s just like a mean John Mulaney