[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[dumnslut]

[cricketandmouse]

They’re passive aggressively cleaning each others faces in the banana bed rn

[cricketandmouse]

peace and love on planet earth….

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[iam0to3yearsold]

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

[unseelie]

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[lycanarchy]

does my gay little dance

[kosmogrl]

[memorycycle]

deinosuchus wouldve loved a lamb souvlaki

[mournfulroses]

Virginia Woolf, from a journal entry featured in The Early Diaries of Virginia Woolf

[nosimpincurly]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[goth-queen]

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[my-dailydreams]

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[greelin]

“so you only like men who would probably kill you?” no i also like women who would probably kill me too. On account of my bisexual nature

[greelin]

i think i just want to be killed to be honest

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE