Beneath The Covers

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[sugurugetos]

#Normal Hargreeves Family Confrontation

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY — 4.06

[kineticpenguin]

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

[kineticpenguin]

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

[kineticpenguin]

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

[onion-souls]

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

[santapau]

One from the archives.

[homunculus-argument]

Anyone else have that thing where you get stressed out when someone else is in a bad mood because now it's your responsibility to make them feel better, but if you're in a bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up you get stressed out because now it's your responsibility to pretend that it's helping to make them feel better.

[homunculus-argument]

Oh so this is probably a trauma thing too. Bitches have one terrible childhood and then make it their whole personality. I'm bitches.

[tinsnip]

augh this

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[incensuous]

just saw someone post “it’s common knowledge ur not supposed to spam reblog from someone ur not mutuals with” …..?????????? am i confused??? IS that common knowledge???? i try not to spam if i can help it but i actually personally love seeing spam notifs lmao??? unless i dont know what spam reblog means

[themountainsays-deactivated2025]

Reblog if you like it when people “spam reblog” from you or whenever that means at any time

[temprarytattoos]

[bisexualshakespeare]

[Video description: Brennan Lee Mulligan, outside on the concrete, speaking into a microphone, surrounded by people and picket signs. Caption: Brennan Lee Mulligan DMing on the universal picket line.

"-if I told you this was not the first time I've played D&D on curb next to a parking lot!

Long you have journeyed through the mythic realms, through forests deep, caverns old, to arrive at the Valley of the Sun! (people laugh) LOL, big LOL. |It is in the dead of night, dawn has not yet come, and from an ancient sarcophagus lines with runes, you see rising from the mist, the vampiric form of John Strahd! (people laugh) CEO of Ravenloft Studios. (people boo)

He arises, (gasps), and you see behind him the vast collected treasures, artifacts, and magical items, all taken from the fine hands of your fellow wizards, bards, artificers. A massive horn like that of an ancient dragon!

He stands, "Ahh, adventurers brave. Defeating you will be a cruel, but necessary evil!" (everyone boos)

/end]

[delphinidin4]

[icemankazansky]

Omg y'all Y'ALL

[jellyfishdreamofstarlight]

3 years ago, I wonder if they have gone through all that rice yet…..

[shoutingcrows]

Sorry, brb, crying in the bathrooms to the snoop dogg affirmations song

[pitviperofdoom]

k so the one piece live action adaptation is actually really good and i'm having a lot of fun watching it, i know we were all shitting on the bad clown ad but in the actual show the bad clown does serve cunt. i'm sorry you had to find out like this.

[saltpepperbeard]

Ed and Stede + Heart Eyes 😍

For @ella-doe <3

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

[writing-prompt-s]

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

[mayhemandmoonlight]

@townofcan Why would leave this masterpiece in the notes

[jensteed]

@cipheramnesia this sounds like something you and @rox-and-prose would fuck around with XD

[cipheramnesia]

Which one of us is the increasingly frantic murderer and which one of us the calm, sarcastic necromancer?

[lazywitchling]

Bookbinding 101

Hey, I made some photo tutorials on how to bind your own book! Come along on this journey with me!

Part 1: The Supplies List

Part 2: The Stabby Part

Part 3: The Sewing

Part 4: The Cover

[evilwizard]

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[t-counter]

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

[evilwizard]

YOU EXIST???

[t-counter]

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

[cerayanay]

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1993-1997 Mazda 626

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

[tremendouslyspeedywolf]

‘With Love from Hell’

(2017) Final art for @supernaturalartbook Paint tool SAI

[blue--folder]

Weavers of Life, me, embroidery, 2021.

[detrout]

what the FUCK