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OPOSSUMKAT| 11 SWEEPS | EARTH

[bromeggeddon-deactivated2019112]

shoutpoles‌:

I MEAN…OBVIOUSLY, I ALSO WRITE IN ENGLISH, BUT ON ALTERNIA WE WRITE IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE, YES. 

I meant when you first came here. I’m not THAT stupid.

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I STILL WROTE IN ENGLISH, BUT I DIDN'T USE ANY OF THE EARTH TERMS FOR THINGS.

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bromeggeddon‌:

I bet. Do you write in some different language, too? I can’t imagine you would write in English. Or any human language.

I MEAN...OBVIOUSLY, I ALSO WRITE IN ENGLISH, BUT ON ALTERNIA WE WRITE IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE, YES. 

[emo-boy-mlm]

Wow it’d be SUCH A SHAME if a CUTE BOY were to CUDDLE ME, SMOOCH ME, and PLAY WITH MY HAIR!

[dykejutsu-deactivated20181226]

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bromeggeddon‌:

Different cultures. Species.

Not gonna ask about those. I mean, I can guess easily what they are, but yeah. No. 

YOU HAVE ME THERE. LIVING ON EARTH IS QUITE THE CULTURE SHOCK, EVEN IF IT’S BEEN A LITTLE WHILE. 

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bromeggeddon‌:

They’re medical terms rooted in Latin, Greek, or whatever else. Not made up. Scientific. Just like penis.

SOUNDS PRETTY MADE UP. YES, I’M FULLY AWARE OF THE HORRIFIC NAME HUMANS GAVE BULGES, AND THE ONES FOR NOOKS, TOO. I AM DISTURBINGLY AWARE. 

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bromeggeddon‌:

Wow.

That’s some wacky anatomy 101. Almost oversimplification in a way.

YOU CALL THEM SHIT LIKE LUGS. AND A LIVER. THOSE ARE MADE UP NONSENSE WORDS. RIDICULOUS. 

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bromeggeddon‌:

Bile sac…

YES, THE BILE SAC. WHERE THE BILE IS STORED. NEXT TO THE FILTRATION ORGAN. AND THE BREATHING STALKS.

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bromeggeddon‌:

Ew.

OH MY GOD. STOMACH. 

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bromeggeddon‌:

I could be some serial murderer or something, you don’t know.

YOU’RE RIGHT. BUT I’M GOING TO TAKE A CHANCE AND TRUST MY BILE SAC. 

[shoutpoles]

I MAY HATE ALL OF YOU, BUT DEEP DOWN, IN MY MOLTEN CORE, I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT EVERYONE EVER, BECAUSE LIFE IS PRECIOUS AND DESERVES TO BE APPRECIATED. DON’T @ ME. 

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bromeggeddon‌:

I am an almost total stranger.

OK? BITCH, AND? 

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bromeggeddon‌:

I make a shitton of edgy jokes. Dark humor, if you will. Posting about real feels is a no-go.

THEN I WILL WORRY FROM MY CORNER OF THE DUMPSTER, AND DO SO IN SILENCE. 

[sanacloud-deactivated20211127]

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bromeggeddon‌:

I don’t think anyone really thought so. Unless I’m unobservant.

I TEND TO WORRY ABOUT THINGS. I AM WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL A “ MOTHER-FRIEND.” 

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bromeggeddon‌:

Edgy shitpost?

I GUESS THAT WE CAN CALL IT THAT? IT WAS JUST WORRISOME. 

[pangur-and-grim]

we all cater to this rabbit so hard