Everything Wrong with Just Shower Thoughts

Oh look, yet another shower thoughts response blog. How original. *ding* Don't ask about the sin total, I am NOT counting this shit. (I have no affiliation with Cinemasins or any other "Everything Wrong With" series)

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Scooby Doo always taught us that the real monsters were humans

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Scooby-Doo has taught us that the real monsters are just people.

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Scooby Doo taught us that the real monsters are humans.

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Scooby Doo teaches us that the villains are always people we know and trust

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Scooby doo is basically a show that teaches kids that villains aren’t strangers, but rather people in our lives that we know and trust.

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Scooby-Doo taught us that the real monsters, are humans

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Your teeth aren't the same age as you.

[showersins]

Adult teeth don't first come into existence when the baby teeth fall out, they're in there the entire time. *ding*

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Why do we put some drinks in plastic bottles ie. Soda, juice, milk, water

But not alcoholic drinks

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[showersins]

*ding*

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It’s lucky we don’t get itchy finger or toe nails.

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No shit they don't get itchy, they don't have any nerves. *ding*

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jazz is just cursive music

[showersins]

*ding*

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Sloths must be hella bitter about an entire deadly sin being named after them.

[showersins]

I don't think they care. *ding*

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Despite having a hammer with him so often, you rarely see Thor doing any carpentry

[showersins]

You rarely see Thor doing anything, in fact. *ding*

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AI is going to become so advanced that when a mistake happens, someone will get upset and complain about a human error.

[showersins]

Everyone point and laugh at this person who genuinely believes this. *ding*

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We put round pizza in a square box and eat it in triangles

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You stole this from a post about the playstation controller. Either that, or you're just naturally unoriginal. *ding*

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The only still functional part of the Titanic is the swimming pool

[showersins]

That is not functioning. The filters don't work and you can't even dive into it. *ding*

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using a love potion to seduce someone is rape, as it’s having sex under the unfluence of a substance, and they therefore can’t give consent.

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Just stating something that would be objectively true if fantasy was real is not a shower thought. *ding*

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Dark skin is a physically advantageous trait in modern society

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Um……… I don't think that's true. *ding*