PALM TREES STAN

Taylor is the Queen of my Heart Carmen Born 07-16 🐍reputation🐍

[showmeincrediblethings13]

has anyone else noticed that taylor only curses when talking about sexism? cause i’m here for it 😌

[taylorswift]

For years I asked, pleaded for a chance to own my work. Instead I was given an opportunity to sign back up to Big Machine Records and ‘earn’ one album back at a time, one for every new one I turned in. I walked away because I knew once I signed that contract, Scott Borchetta would sell the label, thereby selling me and my future. I had to make the excruciating choice to leave behind my past. Music I wrote on my bedroom floor and videos I dreamed up and paid for from the money I earned playing in bars, then clubs, then arenas, then stadiums. 

Some fun facts about today’s news: I learned about Scooter Braun’s purchase of my masters as it was announced to the world. All I could think about was the incessant, manipulative bullying I’ve received at his hands for years. 

Like when Kim Kardashian orchestrated an illegally recorded snippet of a phone call to be leaked and then Scooter got his two clients together to bully me online about it. (See photo) Or when his client, Kanye West, organized a revenge porn music video which strips my body naked. Now Scooter has stripped me of my life’s work, that I wasn’t given an opportunity to buy. Essentially, my musical legacy is about to lie in the hands of someone who tried to dismantle it.

This is my worst case scenario. This is what happens when you sign a deal at fifteen to someone for whom the term ‘loyalty’ is clearly just a contractual concept. And when that man says ‘Music has value’, he means its value is beholden to men who had no part in creating it. 

When I left my masters in Scott’s hands, I made peace with the fact that eventually he would sell them. Never in my worst nightmares did I imagine the buyer would be Scooter. Any time Scott Borchetta has heard the words ‘Scooter Braun’ escape my lips, it was when I was either crying or trying not to. He knew what he was doing; they both did. Controlling a woman who didn’t want to be associated with them. In perpetuity. That means forever. 

Thankfully, I am now signed to a label that believes I should own anything I create. Thankfully, I left my past in Scott’s hands and not my future. And hopefully, young artists or kids with musical dreams will read this and learn about how to better protect themselves in a negotiation. You deserve to own the art you make.

I will always be proud of my past work. But for a healthier option, Lover will be out August 23. 

Sad and grossed out,

💔

Taylor

[taylorswift]

For years I asked, pleaded for a chance to own my work. Instead I was given an opportunity to sign back up to Big Machine Records and ‘earn’ one album back at a time, one for every new one I turned in. I walked away because I knew once I signed that contract, Scott Borchetta would sell the label, thereby selling me and my future. I had to make the excruciating choice to leave behind my past. Music I wrote on my bedroom floor and videos I dreamed up and paid for from the money I earned playing in bars, then clubs, then arenas, then stadiums. 

Some fun facts about today’s news: I learned about Scooter Braun’s purchase of my masters as it was announced to the world. All I could think about was the incessant, manipulative bullying I’ve received at his hands for years. 

Like when Kim Kardashian orchestrated an illegally recorded snippet of a phone call to be leaked and then Scooter got his two clients together to bully me online about it. (See photo) Or when his client, Kanye West, organized a revenge porn music video which strips my body naked. Now Scooter has stripped me of my life’s work, that I wasn’t given an opportunity to buy. Essentially, my musical legacy is about to lie in the hands of someone who tried to dismantle it.

This is my worst case scenario. This is what happens when you sign a deal at fifteen to someone for whom the term ‘loyalty’ is clearly just a contractual concept. And when that man says ‘Music has value’, he means its value is beholden to men who had no part in creating it. 

When I left my masters in Scott’s hands, I made peace with the fact that eventually he would sell them. Never in my worst nightmares did I imagine the buyer would be Scooter. Any time Scott Borchetta has heard the words ‘Scooter Braun’ escape my lips, it was when I was either crying or trying not to. He knew what he was doing; they both did. Controlling a woman who didn’t want to be associated with them. In perpetuity. That means forever. 

Thankfully, I am now signed to a label that believes I should own anything I create. Thankfully, I left my past in Scott’s hands and not my future. And hopefully, young artists or kids with musical dreams will read this and learn about how to better protect themselves in a negotiation. You deserve to own the art you make.

I will always be proud of my past work. But for a healthier option, Lover will be out August 23. 

Sad and grossed out,

💔

Taylor

[showmeincrediblethings13]

i don’t know why but ME! to me sounds like This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things’ hippie sister who ran away to france and lives off of rainbows and smiles with a thousand cats and unicorns and okay, i think i’m sleep deprived, ANYWAY QUEEN @taylorswift

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sooo i’m in school now and i can’t really listen to the song, so what does carmen do? she lets it play without sound cause STREAMING. my friends just said that i was crazy lol @taylorswift

[heavenlybrendon]

Brendon talking about Taylor Swift’s countdown (April 24th, 2019)

[newromanticsinwonderland]

GIVE THE MAN AN OSCAR!

[taylorswift]

This was some of the most impressive acting I have EVER seen.

[showmeincrediblethings13]

SHE👏DID👏NOT👏COME👏TO👏PLAY👏

side notes:

1) Yes, i look like i’ve just woken up CAUSE I HAD JUST WOKEN UP

2) Yes, i messed up the words, don’t blame me

3) I don’t know if you can hear her but my cat was purring right next to me. she’s got great taste, takes after her mother☺️

4) BOPBOPBOPBOPBOP

@taylorswift DROP THE ALBUM ALREADY PLEASE THANK YOU LOVE YOU

[showmeincrediblethings13]

okay now that i’m more calm i can say THAT SNAKE ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK FFS

[taylorswift]

WELL GUYS 4.26 is gonna be here in a few hours and my new song “ME!” featuring the extraordinarily talented and awesome Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco will be out tonight at midnight eastern. In other exciting news, the VIDEO will be out then too and I can’t wait to watch live with you (and answer some questions) as it premieres on YouTube 🎥Click the link here taylorswift.lnk.to/me/youtube and I’ll meet you there a little later!! 😺

[showmeincrediblethings13]

I DONT KNOW IF IM LATE, BUT @taylorswift CHANGED HER APPLE MUSIC PICTURE AHHHHHHHHHH TS7 IS NEARLY HERE PEOPLE, STAY CALM (also yes, i’m listening to Kingdom of One by Maren Morris cause it’s a masterpiece). Also also i’m waking up at five to six am cause that’s the time it (whatever it is supposed to be) comes out and it’s already half past three am and i haven’t gone to bed yet, yay. ANYWAY AND IN NOT READY

[showmeincrediblethings13]

i feel like i’ve just been glitter bombed by @taylorswift

[wonderstruck-swift13]

no one:

taylor:

[floorglitter]

it’s a loofah story baby just say yes

[pswift22-blog]

Dont say i didnt, say i didnt, shower

[wonderstruck-swift13]

I think I am finally clean

[vigilanteashit]

only got this skin so you can exfoliate it off

[inlovewithtay]

cause baby now we got bath bombs

[thisloveistaylorreputation]

soap it goes

[wouldutellmetogofuckmyself-deac]

I knew you were bubbles

[acanadianswifteh]

Phone lights up my nightstand in the black, “come here, you can meet me in the bath”

[stargirlswiftie]

Cause baby we’re the scrubber dubbers, the best people in life own a loofah.

[wonderstruck-swift13]

grab your rubber ducky and my hand, i can make the bad guys good for a weekend

[noitsholly]

third floor on the west side me and loofah

[meredithisoutofcontrol]

Long live the suds we soaked through, I had the time of my life bathing with you

[itsallgoodswift]

put the loofah in a bag and i stole the keys, that was the last time you ever saw me

[togrowupthatbeautifull]

This is why we can’t have washed things darling

[stadiumlightsswift]

they say i did something bath

[twostepsaheadtay]

this soap is treacherous, this path is slippery

[wonderstruck-swift13]

i’m sorry… the old taylor can’t come to the phone right now. why? OH cause she’s a LOOFAH!!

[taylorswholeroom]

put your duck close to mine… as long as they don’t quack

[taylorswift]

The sound I just made was not so much a laugh but a feral screech THIS CONTENT IS WHAT I LIVE FOR

[showmeincrediblethings13]

watch this be a pseudonym and taylor having this out since before we even noticed it like UGH SHES SUCH A QUEEN💖

[showmeincrediblethings13]

what the flying monkeys is going on @taylorswift please explain? lol

[showmeincrediblethings13]

never mind, there are only six palm trees. oops, stupid me.

STILL TS7 IS COMING LADIES AND IM DYING THANK YOU BYE💖

[showmeincrediblethings13]

what the flying monkeys is going on @taylorswift please explain? lol

[showmeincrediblethings13]

i don’t know if i should want taylor to stop posting or not. when she posts she gives me a heart attack. when she doesn’t post i can’t sleep cause i’m on edge wondering WHEN she’ll post next. in conclusion @taylorswift PLEASE GIVES A HEADS UP WHENEVER YOU’LL POST NEXT, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE ARE SO CLOSE TO TS7. thank you💖

[showmeincrediblethings13]

i actually feel anxious when i see those pictures. this really made me see the meaning behind i know places. this is so frustrating they shouldn’t have to go though that what the hell.