my favorite Khonjin House quotes in ᵃˡᵐᵒˢᵗ chronological order
“I think it’s time to order a PEP-PEP-PEP-PEPperoni pizza”
“You can’t do this, Gay Spaghetti Chef!” “Kid… It’s just Gay Spaghetti now”
“Actually it’s a silent D. It’s pronounced “Jeffrey”“
“but that’s a different plate of cookies for a different glath of milk”
“Do you even know what 9/11 is?! I WAS THERE!!!!!!!! on those planes”
“do not touch it” “why” “it’s just a little scooty” “what” “you know, it’s just a little scooty, don’t f u c k w i t h i t”
“WOW YOU FUCKING ASSHO O O O O O O O O O O O O O”
“The only C I can explain, are the C4 explosives planted under the floorboards." “What” “This whole place is going to hell.” “This can’t be!” “You’re right. Cause it’s C. Four. I planted the bombs. As previously stated.”
“Dear Mr. Fratelli, You may already be a winner.” *8000% VOLUME SMASH BROS VICTORY JINGLE*
“Unfortunately for Gino… He will never find the chiwowwow.”
“how about you get me a PSPiece of pizza or you can Nintendo 64get about ever surviving!”
“Here’s-a your pizza! With extra pizza!”
“EVERY- FUCKING- SHITTY-ASS SPAGHETTI PIECE OF SHiT!” *crash* “OH SHIT NOT AGAIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000000″
“Hey, you! You like pizza?” “EƎEƎEƎEƎEƎEƎEƎ“
“It’s right here!” “That’s a wrench.” “Oh, I- I could have sworn this was a… a thermometer-” *WHACK*
“*speaks Japanese*” [How easily you forget… …I had the pepperoni pizza all along.]
“The following advertisement is anadvertisement.”
“Members of the jury, Gino says I’m fucking idiot.”
"Alright, boys. The heist is very ssssimple. Kay. A rival gang set up shop right. Across the street. Gay Spaghetti. Okay? From the pizzeria. You fuck. Their main export; ᵖᵉᵖᵖᵉʳᵒⁿᶦ ᵖᶦᶻᶻᵃ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵈ” “So… If we steal-a the pepperoni… No more pizza bread.” “Precisely, ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᵈᶦᵒᵗ. Rob the place of every peppy. I want every peppy, on my desk, by the… The 69th… hour… Four… 420 days. From now.” *the entire cast cracks up*
“Rob the place of every f u c k boy. I want every desk on my desk.”
“Oooooooooooh. The map is spaghetti”
“Khonjin. Just give us the pepperoooni.”
“WELCOME TO THE KING OBSTACLE COURSE TO BECOME THE KING YOU MUST GET THROUGH THE FUCKING THING READY GOOOOOOooooo”
“Do I look like someone who knows what the hell. That is. Because I am. What was your question?”
“A real shark would never fall for such a stupid trick! Wait a second. A shark would never fall for that. And if he was a shark, why is he at the newsroom, if there’s no news in the ocean? And why are his legs comprised of the seven Chaos Em-OH SHIT IT’S THE BIOLIZARD”
“ᵂᵉˡᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵇᵒᵈʸ, ᵐʸ ʷᶦᶠᵉ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ, ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉᵃᵘᵗᶦᶠᵘˡ ᴺᶦᶜᵏᵛᶦˡˡᵉ ˢᑫᵘᵃʳᵉ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗʳʸ ᶜˡᵘᵇ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵒᵗᵒʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᶠᵒᵘʳᵗʰ ʰᵒˡᵉ ʷʰᶦᶜʰ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵖᵃʳ ²⁶. ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ, ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵉⁿᵍᵗʰ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᵖᵖᵃˡᵃᶜʰᶦᵃⁿ ᵐᵒᵘⁿᵗᵃᶦⁿ ʳᵃⁿᵍᵉ. ᴺᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵉˢˢ, ᴷʰᵒⁿʲᶦⁿ ᶦˢ ᵉˣᵃᶜᵗˡʸ ᵒⁿᵉ ˢᵗʳᵒᵏᵉ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵛᶦᶜᵗᵒʳʸ. ᴹᵘᶜʰ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ᵍʳᵃⁿᵈᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᶦˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ˢᵗʳᵒᵏᵉ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ʰᵃᵛᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ ᶦⁿʰᵉʳᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᵐᶦˡʸ ᶠᵒʳᵗᵘⁿᵉ. ʸᵉˢ ᶦⁿᵈᵉᵉᵈ, ʰᵉ ᵖʳᵒᶜᵘʳᵉᵈ ᵐᶦˡˡᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵒˡˡᵃʳˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᶜᵒⁿ ᵐᵃⁿ. ᴴᵉ ˢᵒˡᵈ ᵇᶦᶜʸᶜˡᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ˡᵉᵍˡᵉˢˢ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈʳᵉⁿ. ᴳᵒᵗᵗᵃ ʷᵒⁿᵈᵉʳ ʰᵒʷ ʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᶦᵗ. ᴼʰ. ᴬⁿᵈ ʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ THE SHOT- IN ONE SHOT! WHAT A BBBBEAUUUUUUTIFUL SHOT! THE SHOT IS SO GOOOOOD! IT’S OVER! KHONJIN HAS WON THE GGGGGAAAAAME”
“Khonjin, you’ve just won. The 4th. Grand slam. Golf tournament. In Africa”
“We have the pepperone pazzi”
“I’m gonna teach you how to speak English. Repeat after me. my unununultra fufulf GYEƎEƎEƎEƎEƎEƎEƎH and my ᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵘᶜᵏˢ rememberɹǝqɯǝɯᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ thɥthɥʇat one. My fblɟqlɟqɟfblɟqlɟqɟfblɟqlɟqɟ eugh.“ “ᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢᵘᶜᵏᵃ”“ʷʰʸ ᶦˢⁿ’ᵗ ˢʰᵃᵈ ʰᵉʳᵉ””ʸᵉᵃʰ!”“ᵍᵒ”“NOW THIS OUGHTA STOP THAT PIECENJAHDNKSLCJBHJBJSJBFSEHJABHJ”
“I ain’t gunna play cards with some bitchy fishy tryna play with the sharks, so how about you grab yourself a towel and get out the pool.“
“But like an elephant on 9/11, I never forget”
“WHERE’S MY SLICE OF PIEZZA”
“ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵛᵒᶦᶜᵉ ᵃᶜᵗᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ”
“We’re not going to Six Flags. We’re going on a hit.”
“If I a-were a target… Where would I hide?”
“How we supposed to- wait”
“IIIII’VE GOT THE NET” “TAAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIS” “Oh my God” “FINALLY. I can return… to Kingda Ka”
“Some people want to make it their own way, but I like to make it the Gay way”
“Dear Diary. Today I’ve decided to stop wasting my time with habits that just are fucking dumb.”
“Dear Diary. Gino is Gino.”
“The graphics look like they were drawn by a four year old. With the talents of Pablo Picasso. In his prime. Which is what I would have said, if I liked the graphics. Which I do. Not.” “Fascinating.”
“And that’s why I give this game a five out of five. Billion. It fucking su-”
“Gino. Touch this bow~” “I’m- I’m not touching that bow.” “How about- eh~” *Gino gets a bow* “I knew it! It’s a bow that makes bows. We can sell them for four dollars a piece. Cold hard cash. Or credit.”
“Alright I’m taking a look here, says you’ve been making pizza for five… minutes. Under wage you wrote… A GameCube.” “I know what I want, and I know what I deserve.” “Oh, that’s great, I’m glad you know, but uh- I don’t- I don’t know what the fuck a GameCube is.” “Look here, bossman, these three words are non-negotiable. Super. Monkey. Ball.”
“So it says here your name is Gay Skateboard Man?” “YEEEEEEEUS *cracks up*”
“Yes, I’m fr- *clears throat* America. I am from America.”
“OH SHIT O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0″
“Why are you after a baby, you psychopath?!” “Alright you wanna know so bad? The baby stole my gun.”
“What was so important that you had to leave your gun?! Outside?! For anyone to take?” “This frisbee.”
“heY freD. it’S mE, yogI BEƎEƎEƎEƎEƎEƎ“
“woof woof bark bark BARNEY MY PUEBLOS”
“I knew you would sneak in through the pipe, SO I TURNED MY BASE INTO A GIANT PIPE!”
“Who taught you how to cook? Papa John? Or as you call him. Daddy.”
“HOW DO I GET TO THE INTERNET?!”
“Gino, you didn’t tell me that CrabCrab was a Crab!”
“Have you thought of picking up garbage? And selling i-*cracks up*”
“Khonjin! there’s a crazy penguin prize!”
“backetball is my middle name”
“I’ve learned all the racial slurs in existence. And I will recite them now.”
“Gay Spaghetti Cheeeeeef~ is back”
“Ultimately Cory had to be evacuated for safety. He later opened a Quiznos to moderate success.”
[Gino says the fucking N-word] “WHAT” “Get your Bobby Childs™ brand Bobby Childs™ T-shirt!”
“Hello welcome to Fratelliano’s pizza would you like to purchase WinRAR”
“Send in the missiles.” “Oh yes sir absolutely coming right up”
(in not even close to Gino’s voice) “Khonjin I just remembered I don’t know how to sing Amore and I’m not Italian”
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