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they/them

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[justcakethanks]

This is fascinating to see explained!

Also I'd be lying if I didn't IMMEDIATELY think of the EWC

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[bynine]

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[shmeards]

no, the ad blocker isn't "preventing" shit. it's you!!! fuck off

[king-in-yellow]

Pits, tits, and bits for a big boy

[spiribia]

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

[spiribia]

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

[funnelcloudd]

So hot your buttcheeks melt together

[shmeards]

it's too hot!

(hot damn!)

call the police and the fireman! and ask them to bring the jaws of life for your buttcheeks

[funnelcloudd]

[theadhdgoblin]

[absoluteshenanigans]

Edit: Well this blew up.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude op must have eaten some pancakes with syrup and fresh berries before posting this

[sovietnam]

[funnelcloudd]

So hot your buttcheeks melt together

[shmeards]

it's too hot!

(hot damn!)

call the police and the fireman! and ask them to bring the jaws of life for your buttcheeks

[kaijutegu]

I got a new hat at the lizard show. They had a lesbian lizard shirt that I was also considering, but I am more of a hat wearer. The lovely ladies who made this hat don't seem to have it online, but I'm linking to them anyways because they're my favorites.

[kaijutegu]

YOU CAN GET THIS ON A SHIRT

Parthenogenesis: Just Girls being Girls Tee

Also the Lesbian Lizard shirt I considered:

Lesbian Lizards | Creature Farm Originals Comfort Colors Tee

[kaijutegu]

Parthenogenesis Pink & White Trucker Hat

Parthenogenesis Pink & White Trucker Hat

The hat is up!!! Get it so we can match and be besties!!!