UUUUURGH TH1S TOOK W4Y TOO FUCK1NG LONG
BUT H3Y!! MY F1RST SONG! YOU C4N’T OUTRUN JUST1C3 >:]
(plain text + lyrics under the cut!)
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UUUUURGH TH1S TOOK W4Y TOO FUCK1NG LONG
BUT H3Y!! MY F1RST SONG! YOU C4N’T OUTRUN JUST1C3 >:]
(plain text + lyrics under the cut!)
Casting Call
Showtimestuck
We are looking for passionate musicians to join our cast of characters. Knowledge of the plot and characters of the webcomic Homestuck is required. The following characters are up for audition:
Jade Harley
Rose Lalonde
Jane Crocker
Jake English
Roxy Lalonde
Dirk Strider
Tavros Nitram
Sollux Captor
Nepeta Leijon
Kanaya Maryam
Equius Zahhak
Gamzee Makara
Eridan Ampora
Feferi Peixes
To audition please send an audio clip, preferably as an mp3 file but not required as such, of yourself singing at least a verse and chorus of a song you feel best showcases your own voice. If you have a character voice in mind, you may send that as a separate audio clip in the same message. The song clips must be sung Acapella (no backing track and your vocals must be unedited for audition purposes). I may decide to do callbacks of my own song choices, so do not be surprised if I get you with another song to sing for me.
Auditions and inquiries may be sent to [email protected].
We look forward to hearing from you!
-theatricalGrandeur
2025? Yeah right, call me when it's 2028. Anyway here's Die Young by Ke$ha. Die Young. Get it? Die Young? Like dice. Hahahahahahaha! It's funny! You can laugh!
LYRICS:
s0rry ab0ut the late p0st i've been busy stabilizing the timeline. please enjoy this s0ng.
even in this metal f0rm i still care f0r my friends.
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I sense a mess in the timeline
That feels like tragedy's a head
And though I'd like to stand by them
Can't shake this feeling that I have
The worst should be killing the king
And do they notice the trouble a head?
And will they see how bad it soon can be?
I think it's not to be
What will become of my dear friends?
Where will their actions lead us then?
Although I'd like to join the crowd
In their enthusiastic cloud
Try as I may, it doesn't last
And will we ever win this together?
No, I think not, it's never to become
For we are not the ones
DOOMED TIMELINES FUCKING SUCK, JUST ASK @off-broadway-dave ABOUT IT. HE SANG SOME SHITTY SONG EARLIER ABOUT BEING DOOMED SO AT LEAST WE GOT OURSELVES A GRUB SNOOZEFEST OF UNHAPPINESS AND MISERY HAPPENING IN HERE. GO TEAM.
LYRICS UNDER THE CUT, AS ALWAYS
Hello? Hellooooooooo? Is this thing working? Check, 1, 2 , 3. Ah, yes. Here we go! Okay! I know what you're thinking: "Wow Vriska, Avril Lavigne totally made this song for you!" And to that I'd say, you are sooooooo correct! That 8 in the title just SCREAMS Serket!"But OMG Vriska, who's the Sk8er Boi???" Whoever the hell you want!
Without further ado, my first song!
Lyrics:
Off-Broadway Dave - Mean (Dave's Version) (Homestuck Parody of "Mean (Taylor's Version)" by Taylor Swift)
okay im not gonna lie i really like this
im no tswift by any means though and i know that
im sure everyone will be totally normal
(lyric edit by me, below the cut)
Off-Broadway Dave - Alchemize (Homestuck Parody of "Polarize" by Twenty One Pilots)
i dont think i have anything ironic or witty to say about this one lads
i did wanted to be a better brother better son
since i was kind of both to the same guy
((lyrics rewritten by me, under the cut))
s0me times y0u just want t0 g0 against y0ur pr0graming....ribbit
art done by the amazing @off-broadway-karkat
Lyrics
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you for gracing me with your presence! Good afternoon, Sir, what can I do, Sir? Just say the word, Sir, anything for you, Sir Your friends all say, Sir, "You don't deserve her" I disagree, Sir, I live to serve, Sir I think about all the wasted time I've spent (I think about all the wasted time I've spent) I wanna be disobedient (I wanna be disobedient) I stood awake, wondering where my summers went (I stood awake, wondering where my summers went) I wanna be disobedient, disobedient, disobedient (I wanna be disobedient, disobedient, disobedient) I've been good, Sir, so very, very good for what? And I've given you every single thing I've got It's feeling strange, man, this whole arrangement Is gonna end with me totally deranged I think about all the wasted time I've spent (I think about all the wasted time I've spent) I wanna be disobedient (I wanna be disobedient) I stood awake, wondering where my summers went (I stood awake, wondering where my summers went) I wanna be disobedient, disobedient, disobedient (I wanna be disobedient, disobedient, disobedient)
I want to be disobedient I want to be disobedient Disobedient, disobedient, disobedient
my first song as a part of off-broadwaystuck!
and many more to come!
no original lyrics just yet, but i'll still add them under the cut, just in case
Off-Broadway Dave - Lalala (Homestuck Parody)
"how are there two of you in the beginning" you may ask
another dave
hope hes not doomed
(lyrics by me under the cut)
Cast Auditions - Fuck It Let’s Cast Everyone
Hello everyone, castelessGuardian here with another round of auditions! We are hosting auditions for casting as Homestuck character singers, and I promise it’s a lot of fun!
For this round of Auditions, we will be looking for One ENTIRE MONTH (09/03/2024 to 10/03/2024) for ALL THE MISSING CHARACTERS!
We are looking for:
- Rose Lalonde
- Jade Harley
- Jane Crocker
- Dirk Strider
- Roxy Lalonde
- Jake English
- Tavros Nitram
- Sollux Captor
- Nepeta Leijon
- Kanaya Maryam
- Terezi Pyrope
- Vriska Serket
- Equius Zahhak
- Gamzee Makara
- Eridan Ampora
- Feferi Peixes
We will be open to auditions for all non casted characters on the email below. It may extend for longer if necessary. All auditions should be sent to the following email:
All prospective members should be 18+ years old. Your audition email should contain a name to call you, your age, your pronouns, and a file of you singing one song with minimal editing (you may choose the song). Preferably with more than 30 seconds of singing to showcase your range, and acapella. We will listen to the audition and if we like what we hear, we will send you a callback.
Happy auditioning! <3
- castelessGuardian
THANK YOU TO PAST ME @karkaraoke FOR HELPING ME PUT TOGETHER THIS SHIT-SHOW. ENJOY.
LYRICS, AS ALWAYS, BELOW THE CUT
I MIGHT RECONSIDER AND DO A WHOLE NEW SINGING GROUP. I MAY NOT BE AFFILIATED WITH THE “OFFICIAL” GROUP ANYMORE, BUT I STILL HAVE @off-broadwaystuck SAVED FOR A RAINY DAY.
WHO WANTS TO RIP THEIR UNION CARD IN PIECES AND GO OFF-BROADWAY WITH ME?
SO, YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS, BUT @off-broadwaystuck IS A THING NOW! COME AUDITION SO WE CAN SING TOGETHER! YOU GET YOUR OWN NEW URL AND EVERYTHING! JOIN US!
I KNOW YOU EXPECT ME TO BE ALL LOVEY-DOVEY HERE BUT IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
<3.
LYRICS UNDER THE CUT.
SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A KICK IN THE BEHIND TO GO WORK ON MY COVER OF THE ONLY EXCEPTION
id really love to hear it when its done karkat! 0u0