it's showtime

1988 sideblog (and also just a general pkane sideblog). no i'm not sharing my main. jtoews years old (19) potentially lewd content ahead.

[showtimekazer]

shit might as well do an actual intro now. anyway, hi. sideblog for kanerposting. i mostly reblog shit but i'll occasionally actually post stuff too. im neither a hawks nor wings nor jets fan, im just obsessed with these men (kaner especially. though i probably should not be). would prefer if minors didn't follow, since things can get pretty nsfw at times. feel free to look, just don't touch.

all nsfw stuff is tagged "hoeckey"

[doubleyoobee]

9 DECEMBER 2024 DET@BUF Detroit Red Wings, and Buffalo native, Patrick Kane, searches the crowd (x)

[doubleyoobee]

Is this the last of PK88 in Hockeytown? (x) Love this capture and I don't remember seeing it before, from DET@VAN during the 2025-2026 season.

[showtimekazer]

ugh been really thinking of a 1988 slave au so here goes (CW: sexual slavery, dubcon, past abuse)

Jonny's a pleasure slave. A stubborn one. And he's gone through cruel shitty owner after cruel shitty owner after cruel shitty owner. He's lucky to even be alive with everything he's been through. They beat him to submissive daily and he's kinda at his limit.

One day he's put up for sale *again*. Enter Patrick, a young rich guy looking for his own personal slave. He buys Jonny, and Jonny expects Patrick to be just another asshole master. So at first he refuses to listen to Patrick and kinda gives him hell.

What he DOESN'T expect is Patrick bathing him, clothing him, feeding him ACTUAL MEALS and giving him a bed to sleep in. He also doesn't expect Patrick to praise him the first time he sucks Patrick off, and he doesn't expect Patrick to take care of Jonny and *reward* Jonny after he makes Patrick come.

And he most certainly doesn't expect Patrick to spoil him with luxurious gifts (jewelry, lingerie, etc).

And the first time they actually fuck, Jonny expects it to hurt, expects Patrick to just put it in and chase his own please while completely disregarding Jonny's feelings. Instead Patrick goes all out with the foreplay, kissing and fingering Jonny and praising him. And instead of pain, Jonny feels overwhelmed with pleasure when Patrick pushes in.

It's overwhelming and overstimulating. And Jonny's not sure if he'll ever get used to it.

[showtimekazer]

here's a rather long and rushed snippet (NSFT)

"You're doing so good, Jonny." Patrick groans from above as Jonny practically drools on Patrick's cock. "You're a fucking natural, holy shit."

"Just shut up and come already". Jonny thinks to himself. Christ, how is Patrick somehow more annoying than his past owners? He wishes he could bite Patrick's cock off and run. But he knows if he does anything like that... well he'd rather not think about the outcome. In this society, it's comply or die. And Jonny's not interested in giving his life up. Hell, Jonny's already very lucky to be alive to begin with especially after the torture he's endured from his previous owner.

Jonny sucks on Patrick's cock hard, putting his best effort in to make Patrick feel good. Patrick sings praises to him as he does, calling Jonny a good boy and all sorts of sweet things. Jonny wishes he could appreciate it, but he can't believe it to be genuine. Surely Patrick's only being nice to him just because he hasn't resisted yet. Or perhaps it's out of pity.

Either way Jonny won't fall for it.

"Gonna come, angel. Swallow it up." Patrick groans, and immediately afterwards Jonny's mouth is filled with that warm, salty fluid that overflows, some droplets escaping his lips and landing on his bare chest. He swallows as much as he can, moaning as he does. It's disgusting but it's not like he has much of a choice.

When Patrick slides out of his mouth, he tries to turn around, thinking that Patrick will want his ass next. To his surprise, however, Patrick stops him. "No. I don't think you're ready yet." he says, and oh. That's... a new one. "Here, rub against my thigh instead".

Jonny stands up and does exactly that, sitting on Patrick's thigh and just... trying to get off, trying to come. It feels humiliating, and yet Patrick's staring at him with kindness and admiration, not malice or hatred.

Fuck, it's really getting to him. He's definitely not going to last. Not with this... not with any of this. It's so overwhelming.

"Good boy. Just like that..." Patrick praises, smiling. "You deserve to feel good too, Jonny. Especially after doing such a good job."

And, fuck, that's what pushes Jonny over. He comes all over Patrick's thigh, making a mess. Fuck, it's the first time he's ever felt actual pleasure.

"Good job, Jonny." Patrick says as he brings Jonny closer to a hug. "Come on, let's get you bathed. After you're clean, we'll have dinner." He stands up and guides Jonny to the bathroom, and Jonny lets him, confused on why Patrick's treating him so... kindly.

He doesn't bother asking questions, though. He just lets Patrick take care of him. He's not going to complain about a free bath and dinner.

[showtimekazer]

ugh been really thinking of a 1988 slave au so here goes (CW: sexual slavery, dubcon, past abuse)

Jonny's a pleasure slave. A stubborn one. And he's gone through cruel shitty owner after cruel shitty owner after cruel shitty owner. He's lucky to even be alive with everything he's been through. They beat him to submissive daily and he's kinda at his limit.

One day he's put up for sale *again*. Enter Patrick, a young rich guy looking for his own personal slave. He buys Jonny, and Jonny expects Patrick to be just another asshole master. So at first he refuses to listen to Patrick and kinda gives him hell.

What he DOESN'T expect is Patrick bathing him, clothing him, feeding him ACTUAL MEALS and giving him a bed to sleep in. He also doesn't expect Patrick to praise him the first time he sucks Patrick off, and he doesn't expect Patrick to take care of Jonny and *reward* Jonny after he makes Patrick come.

And he most certainly doesn't expect Patrick to spoil him with luxurious gifts (jewelry, lingerie, etc).

And the first time they actually fuck, Jonny expects it to hurt, expects Patrick to just put it in and chase his own please while completely disregarding Jonny's feelings. Instead Patrick goes all out with the foreplay, kissing and fingering Jonny and praising him. And instead of pain, Jonny feels overwhelmed with pleasure when Patrick pushes in.

It's overwhelming and overstimulating. And Jonny's not sure if he'll ever get used to it.

[bedsyakgae]

Hi ok hbd Connor I drew u but it doesn’t even look like u 😞😞 I swear I can draw I was js sleepy drawinn this… anyway … happy birthday to permanent resident of torture city!!!

[tarcanza]

Link to chapter 1 of 2 of golden hour, my soulmate goose of reinforcement fic

[jonny-toews]

in his influencer era ☕ l via Jonny's insta stories l July 16, 2026

[showtimekazer]

veteran!jonny seducing innocent rookie!patrick.

thats it thats the post

[kristin2626]

[essouffle]

this actually is nsfw. and scribbly. and i suspect i’m going to want to delete it in the morning. so, behind a cut it goes…

Keep reading

[rpfofficial]

5 pm thought: he's gay lol

11 pm thought: unfortunately the sad but logical reality is that he is straight and just kind of a weird freak and also a misogynist but it's still beautiful how romantic his obsession with his best friend is and how its psychosexual nature haunts all his creative work

2 am thought: he's gay and he wants to fuck men and i know this for a fact. and also a misogynist

[ethlkane]

patrick kane seems like such an eater to me idk… i need that. need his tongue frl.

[mannersmakth]

[showtimekazer]

some submissive jonny thoughts under cut

because frankly there's not enough subby jonny on this blog

jonny being a strict, bossy captain when he's at the rink, but off the rink he's on his knees for patrick, who's more than happy to take care of him. being an nhl captain is a really stressful job after all! of course he's gonna need someone (patrick) to help him rewind!

[tarcanza]

Maybe I'll write it (it's called death wish.)

[pka-boo]

JONNY 🩵 | WPG @ VAN (FEB. 25, 2026)