It's a lovely Christmas Day. Shrekbin is expecting visitors today. He didn't invite anybody yet but he will. Everybody wants to see him anyway even if they're not invited. They will come. Shrekbin runs to see what gifts he got. Shrekbin is sad because nobody gave him presents. He finds the tree near his swamp empty. He writes a letter to Santa Claus and tells him he's a dick and to have a bad new year and that is his present to him.
Then he decides to call his friend and tell them to come over. He knows Felix will bring him the best weed cookies and marijuana brownies. And Minho will touch his ass. However they tell him they can't make it. They are busy. Who the fuck works on Christmas? Fuck capitalism he hates it. That's why he has never worked a day in his life only served face. Then he decides to call his best mate Chan. Chan can't make it either. Then he calls Han. He doesn't pick up. Probably is sleeping. Fuck you Hannie. You were his favorite. In the end he calls the youngest two. Jeongin doesn't give a fuck and Seungmin tells him to fuck off. He's pissed now. He still decided to make some meals and enjoy his day even tho he's alone. He has his swamp. Why he needs anything else? He grabs some frogs and puts Christmas lights around them and decorated his house. Don't worry none of the frogs were hurt in the making. Also puts some coloring in the swamp. Food coloring. Now the swamp looks like a rainbow. So gay of him. He suddenly realised he never called Hyunjin but that is because he was probably drawing again.
Knock Knock. Changbin is tired and wakes up from his nap because some one is horny. I mean pressing the horn. Horning. From their car. He gets out and sees a car full of presents. The door is broken because Berry barked too loudly and broke it. That damn ogre dog.
There they are though. It's his ogre friends. With their special ID cards. Shrek Knows , Bang Shrek, Hyuneshrek, Shreklix, SeungShrek, Shrekji and I.N Shrek. They pranked him. Because they wanted to make a TikTok with his reaction. Christmas love is playing on the radio. Changbin is happy. He frames the y/n Fiona painting Hyunjin made for him with a lot of love in his living room. Goes perfectly with the light green color walls. A portrait of his girlfriend is the first thing you will see when you enter his swampy house now. He's such a green flag.
The kids are happy to see Changbin happy. They all enjoy some green wine around the swamp. Then they go to eat. But the food sucks. Shrekbinnie cant cook anything that is not chicken. That's why they eat all of Yongbok's marijuana brownies and weed cookies. So they pass out until next year stoned and wake up in 2025 happy as fuck.
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