I’m Joe

29, Aries, Really Into Pretzel Rods Lately

[mevil]

[luetta]

you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[the-davest-of-uncles]

something something objectively funny crimes

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

You should actually get paid for performing the public service of defacing modern art.

[captainsquare]

They're fining her for that? They should be paying her for making it better.

[cryptotheism]

Middle Earth doesn't even have plate tectonics. All the mountains were placed there by the Ainur or some shit. The shape of Mordor isn't "unrealistic" the world was intelligently designed by Catholic elf gods.

[cryptotheism]

Also here is what the actual Carpathian mountains look like.

[greelin]

(guy who is wearing all yellow voice) Boy i sure hope no one looks at me in a noticeable way

[greelin]

like can we be serious for a moment please. Use our brain

[yeahawvampire]

How's Curious George doing btw

[greelin]

hey. That was devastating

[greelin]

he’s already dead we don’t have to keep beating

[beaswellgirl]

yep, pretty much

[rabbitkinglune777]

good bunny morning 🌄🐇

[rabbitkinglune777]

IM ALL EARS

[3000s]

cropped the tweet out because idgaf about how it feels to be a sensitive young man but i wanted to look at cute elephant

[3000s]

that sounds insane on its own, sorry

this was the tweet

[spitelesss]

how it feels to live in a world full of evil women

[genericusername37]

How it feels to be a sensitive young lady in a world full of evil women

[segamascott]

[isopresso]

コブハクチョウ

Mute swan

[hitmanagent47]

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

[heedra]

so far one theme of the 30s for me has been realizing that literally every human being on earth who appears completely cool and collected and together with it at first glance has some threshold past which enough known information about them will shatter that mystique completely. i don't even say this negatively or pessimistically it's just been helpful to keep in mind that we're all like that.

[pangur-and-grim]

he’s constantly finding new ways to watch my neighbour

[siveydensipuli]

[hestiagf]

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

[mens-rights-activia]

lol my friend asked me to be in this silly music video he made and I thought you all would enjoy it

[elexecution]

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]