[drerahv]

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

[serrati0n]

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

[youarewortheverything]

seriously though. 

[ohdearohboy]

how about a mix of the two “if its meant to be, its up to me”

[lanturd]

Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.

[skypestripper]

math.. more like

[skypestripper]

[barebackinq]

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

[greelin]

"are you talking to yourself"

no i’m breaking the fourth wall

[thevirginharrry-deactivated2013]

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

[cheese24k]

Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.

[knowledgeandlove-deactivated201]

I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video. 

[shrekshit]

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

[briadeluxe-deactivated20161205]

[officialwhitegirls]

reblogging your own posts is like saying something again because you dont think anyone heard you

[ayatokiwa]

our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to

[deadmutation]

[tastefullyoffensive]

How chicks put on lipstick [via]

[neck-punch]

I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just D:

[i-hear-you-nokken-deactivated20]

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

[willemscream]

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

[v-0w0-v]

to feel beautiful

[arcticusvulpes96]

Who are ya callin’ “Pinhead”?

[susemoji]

boom clap the sound of my ass

[audidas-deactivated20140818]

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

[oate]

7 million

[biphoenix]

in the earth

[tehrisa]

free them