"You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"

Hi!! I'm Shrimp! I'm an artist! I'm a minor! (16) This blog used to be an ellsworld ask bloggg.. I'm an alterhuman. I love incredibox,,

[snapshot-showdown]

THIS IS URGENT PLEASE REBLOG AND SPREAD THE WORD

I don't usually make posts like this so sorry if it looks messy or if I say anything incorrect

The US Government is currently trying to pass a national bill that is highly dangerous for queer people

H.R. 2616 — Which bans all federally funded schools from talking about gender identity and sexual orientation.

This act is said to do the following things

Prevent teachers from using the correct names and pronouns of trans students

Ban books that have trans characters present in them

and go as far as to prevent teachers from acknowledging that queer people exist.

This is not an act of "protecting kids" this is oppression of already vulnerable people.

Oppose Attacks on LGBTQ+ Students (UPDATED 5/20) - PASSED HOUSE ⭑ 5 Calls

Updates May 20, 2026: The House has passed H.R. 2616, the PROTECT Kids Act, by a vote of 217-198. Democratic Reps Cuellar (TX), Davis (NC),

SOURCE: candycourn (youtube)

[shrimps-fried-rice]

Pspspsps come get your slop pspspsps

Currently testing the waters with posting art on social media

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[starrixle]

girls!

[depresseddisneyprincess]

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

[shrimps-fried-rice]

Hi 🥹❤️‍🩹

HALLO ZWINNN

[shrimps-fried-rice]

CLARIFYING HERE!

LAST POST WAS MEANT TO BE SATIRE. DO NOT TAKE IT LITERALLY OR SERIOUSLY.

My friends told me to post it as a haha funny joke to laugh abt. I am not into.. whatever shit is happening there.

Took down the post becuz it wasn’t meant to stay up long anyway. Stay safe yall

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[kubo-kubo]

[itsapmseymour]

Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

[itsapmseymour]

[roseverdict]

So it’s settled? When November 2 rolls around, we’re all laying facedown and blasting Caramelldansen?

[kazooyah]

no we’re gonna put our big boy pants on and do the goddamn caramelldansen dance for once in our lives

[xxtc-96xx]

Well I know what I’ll have to reblog on the 2nd

[shrimps-fried-rice]

when you're so distant from a fandom you've only heard the things flying around, but you're still doing your own thing.

[preppy-world]

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[frostbittenavalanche]

Taking attendance right now. Blocking anyone connected to me who doesn’t reblog this.

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[shrimps-fried-rice]

HEY!!

DO YOU LIKE MY INNER DEMONS?

ARE YOU PARTICIPATING IN ARTFIGHT??

DO YOU LIKE OCS???

THEN ATTACK MY FRIEND @doodles-888 ‘S OC ALONG WITH HIS OTHER OCS!!

Eros is linked below!!

Art Fight

An art gifting game

[the-crone]

My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda

[the-crone]

THE TAURUSES ARE BULLYING ME!!!!!

[wizardshark]

Needless to say, I am hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

[the-haiku-bot]

Needless to say, I

am hopelessly dependent

upon the ingot.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second

[thirdman000]

I missed BOTH of them.

[shower-raccoon]

don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight

[god-of-not-so-good-ideas]

im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24

[shower-raccoon]

so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day

[cyrannus95]

missed it, scheduling for the next one on may 20 next year

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 5/20/25, 52025, palindrome day

[defnotdeimos]

um if u support rasho pls unfollow and block me