the only nozzlenose main

someones gotta main this thang and it might as well be me. go pick up an l3 or something. also my blog is just so i can show funny posts to my aunt shes my target audience.

[milfyspamton]

spongebob pantyshot

[duckdotcom]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately

[targetedknowledge]

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[lakevida]

not sure how much more i can take of this specific book being advertised to me but the hook did grab me this time

[piles-of-dust-and-gay]

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[xenasaur]

and ur ass is still here

[molabuddy]

we are the daughters of the daniels you couldn't damn

[virgo-disaster]

The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:

Bonus:

[monster2001]

[caffstrink]

Word

[beardedmrbean]

[plumknodel]

no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

[gaymolegaming]

Do not let gamers near nonbinary characters

[shadowblade8192]

yeah

[seelcudoom]

yeah

[vampantheon]

you (yes YOU) should reblog or comment on this with a cute, funny, positive, or weird fun fact

[dogpuppy]

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels