Can I say something…

No batcest but some of my interpretations do get Freudian. NSFW at times

[grapefruiters]

the only ship dynamic that matters to me! tbh!

[bagel327]

This but sladejay with Jason as attachment and Slade as abandonment, each equally desperate

[bagel327]

Slade being the type to push people away and isolate cause ‘he brings danger or destroys everything eventually or smth’ but Jason being the type to sink his teeth into a relationship and be a clingy conniving asshole when hurt. Good shit

[shrugemojiidk]

me: I’m not particularly interested in the absolute Robins

people on Twitter: isn’t it weird how Slade calls all the other Robins by their code names and they all refer to him as General Wilson in turn but Slade and Jason are on first name basis? Implies a certain level of closeness no?

my sladejay pervert senses: what 👀👂

[dr-gaytorius]

1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking

2nd base: exist in a public space together

3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion

4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you

[cykelops]

I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex

[hagihino]

[soppingwetratboy]

Best sex position is guy who’s not there but is fundamental to everything

[videolottery]

I’m chained up in a basement and tortured + bleeding but I’m not an emaciated little twink so no one even cared enough to jack off to it

[stockholmgf]

think i wanna get beat up w/ aftercare so i can experience someone feeling remorse for treating me badly

[iconicname]

[shrugemojiidk]

In hindsight it is actually completely predictable that Jason’s teenage crashout would include some sort of problematic age gap encounter. Many such cases. The only reason it ended up being Talia is because she was also crashing out at that moment

[synthwizardromance]

Doctor prescribed me 2 hours of nuzzling into your neck and letting out a happy sigh

[hustlerose]

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

[summer-oil-inactive]

forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you

[lysimachias]

❌ Is this ship well supported by canon

❌ Does this ship make any sense whatsoever by any reasonable metric

✅ Does the thought of these characters standing next to each other make you want to chew concrete and then break apart a nearby automobile with your bare hands

[joseopher-deactivated20260418]

oh you want to homoeroticly plunge your knife into my gut as thinly veiled metaphor for penetrative sex soooo bad it makes you look stupid

[lycanr0t]

I don't want characters to do aftercare actually I want them to have violent impulsive crazed sex that they both kind of hate and feel disgusted by and they never ever address it and instead keep coming back for more as a form of self harm and mutual understanding that they will just feel awful bad about it and kinda want to die forever