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❝ —— Ｙou know, you should sweep me off my feet, out уση∂єя window & down a rope onto your ᴠᴀʟɪᴀɴᴛ s t e e d ! ❞
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Reblog if your character tends to hide his or her true feelings
" Nah. Got a friend tha’s blue. ” [ raven was blue, yeah, but she didn’t look like this thing. she could shift into it though. the creature yells at him and logan quickly lets out the big guns to give this thing a piece of his mind. ]
” Don’t fuckin’ shout at me——- — “
shrxk:
[ So it seemed that the stranger wasn't just a regular peasant, he was some sort of special mutant with apparently deadly claws, as sharpen as Shrek's toilet brush. He was so scared he couldn't care any less. People nowadays just didn't knew how to respect privacy anymore. ]
❝ Mmph big deal ---- i shout to whoever i want big cat. Now get your arse out of here. ❞
[ shit just called him scrawny. scrawny doesn’t even begin to describe him at all. ] ” An’ who are ya t’judge me, eh? Least I ain’t green——- — ”
shrxk:
[ Play it cool Shrek, maybe he'll go away and you'll finally have a peaceful evening without any more unpleasant interruptions. ]
❝ Well good, if my color bothers you so much why won't you leave already -------- get out of my swamp ! ❞
[ intense and very confused stare. ]
shrxk:
❝ ---- Good lord give me a break. ❞
[ No matter how many times Shrek would scare peasants away, some of them always managed to escape from his famous roar. It was getting out of hands, literally. ]
❝ What are you staring at shaggy scrawny ? ❞
You’re so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you’re afraid of your own feelings!
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❝ You know what else tastes as good as roasted weedrat ? Bacon. Bacon is magic. ❞
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Favorite Movies » Shrek (2001)
"Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love, and true love’s first kiss."
THE MASTER SHREK PLAYLIST {a collection of most of the songs used on the Shrek movies} + listen here
Now I'm a believer .
