neon bunny girl

Jaz | 16 | Pan af | ISFP

[fostersffff]

Nintendo: Hey, check out the demo for the upcoming quirky little JRPG, Project Octopath Traveller! With Primrose the Dancer, you can use her charms to gain allies in battle, or lead enemies to their doom!

Primrose’s story, 10 minutes in: My father was killed by three mysterious men when I was but a child, and now I am dancing and whoring in a shitty desert town on a vague lead that one of them passes through here. I will suffer any disgrace if it means having my revenge on those who took my world from me.

[doulbedo]

small thing with the edgiest octopath boy™ therion

[liyart]

8 hours in so far, took a slight break to do a quicketh h'aanit. More octopath fan art probably when I beat the game !

[rexnoctem-deactivated20210524]

tag yourself i’m drop dead gorgeous and waluigi

[spookyceeblathers]

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

[spookyceeblathers]

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

[spookyceeblathers]

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

[spookyceeblathers]

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

[maxofs2d]

[digital-lich]

sorry this tweet is just Very Good and im glad

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[goawfma]

bitch i got adhd lmao

[jewishdragon]

Wow who knew a amphetamine would look like, another amphetamine…

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

UK law says that they have to release all documents and files about a certain national event 100 years after that event happenned, even the most classified and secretive files.

This means that in 2018, UK will release all top classified information about WWI, look forward to that.

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[epaninni]

sometimes I have a hard time believing they’re the same person

[marawernis]

Angelicaaa! Elizaaaa! … and Peggy! The Schuyler Sisters! :D

[andrey-isnt-here]

Someone: Dear Evan Hansen is unique because it discusses suicide and depression and The Great Comet is just about a fuckboy seducing a young girl who cheats on her fiancé

Me:

[signawyvern]

by “antiemetic” I meant “anti-Semitic.”

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[thejunglenook]

This joke is lethal

[cartooncoyote]

[kerokerofuntime]

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

[chibisokka-blog]

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

[letshearitfortheuniverse]

Did all of you major in boob math

[kazzyboii]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AT LASt

[boobsdontworkthatway]

Reblogging an old classic for boob physics appreciation. Bless you for calculating this. -s

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

*unlikes post so i can like it from u*