beep beep here comes the despair-mobile

I'm Bertolt Fubar and this is jackass. *breaks wall maria* ((Crack DR AU Bertl RP blog associated with SHSLSH! Willing to do serious. This blog is not spoiler-free.))

[shslchoodattakyojin]

goodbye everyone im deleting

[shslchoodattakyojin]

even mementure time is getting more murder done than this

[shslchoodattakyojin]

did everyone forget this is a dr au can we start killing

[shslchoodattakyojin]

Is the dash dead? Did we achieve true despair?

[shsl-armintamzarian]

Dammit no! I just got a job is all…

[shslchoodattakyojin]

Aww...

[shslchoodattakyojin]

Is the dash dead? Did we achieve true despair?

[shslchoodattakyojin]

mikasa ackerman died

[scientificillustration]

Hand [MM-DA-224 - 18 x 26 cm] by Center for Image in Science and Art _ UL on Flickr.

[shsl-shittyglasses]

IT LOOKS LIKE THE COLOSSAL TITAN’S HAND!!!!

[shsl-armintamzarian]

Nooooo the massive big’s hand!

[shsl-armintamzarian]

arminigo

THIS IS BEYOND COOL.

[shsl-armintamzarian]

arminigo

THIS IS BEYOND COOL.

[shsl-armintamzarian]

So, I've been thinking about this a lot....

The colossal titan…

So obviously, Titan = Giant, or even more simply, Titan = Big.

But then, colossal comes into play. And well, given his size, he does deserve the title colossal. But…I just… okay so…

Colossal has tons of synonyms.

Enormous.

Gigantic.

Tremendous.

Massive.

Humongous.

Monumental.

Mammoth.

Mountainous.

Herculean.

Ginormous.

BIG.

I am just really thankful for vocabularies. Otherwise we might have ended up with a colossal titan named THE MASSIVE BIG, which-let’s face it-sounds like a really bad wrestling alias.

[shslchoodattakyojin]

Chō-odatta Kyojin translates to "Super Big Giant".

[shslchoodattakyojin]

Can we get the murdering done?

[shsl-titan-food-deactivated2014]

im not gay tho

[shsltitanbabe]

sure your not

thats what they all say

[shslchoodattakyojin]

and youre a prime example, annie!

[shsltitanbabe]

wat do you mean

[shslchoodattakyojin]

you keep trying to lock an invisible closet.

[shsl-titan-food-deactivated2014]

im not gay tho

[shsltitanbabe]

sure your not

thats what they all say

[shslchoodattakyojin]

and youre a prime example, annie!

[shslchoodattakyojin]

im just fucking around

but you did kiss

[shsltitanbabe]

no we didnt

how would you even knw

unless youre evil

[shslchoodattakyojin]

shut up freckled jesus killer

[shslchoodattakyojin]

im just fucking around but you did kiss

[shslchoodattakyojin]

annie and hange are totally friends with benefits

[shsltitanbabe]

wat

where would you even get that idea

[shslchoodattakyojin]

well you fucked so…

[shsl-shittyglasses]

Eh?! Did not!!

[shslchoodattakyojin]

cameras dont lie

[shslchoodattakyojin]

annie and hange are totally friends with benefits

[shsltitanbabe]

wat

where would you even get that idea

[shslchoodattakyojin]

well you fucked so...