Bad Vision and Perfect Fakes

Hi! My name is Yamamoto Ayumu. I'd prefer it if you called me Ayumu, and not Scarfy or some dumb nickname. My Super High School Level is Fabricator. I guess it's nice to meet you. I don't get visitors often, so it would be nice if you gave an explanation why you're here. I'll give you a fabrication if you want, it'll pay, but please don't touch me. [Dangan Ronpa OC blog.]

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also!! i have a dr rp group you guys might want to join probably

[shslfabricator]

I believe that's all to be done for now!

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i have so much to do replies major construction trying to get my other blog more replies i--

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this blog is going under major construction!!

[suddenlyyouarefloating]

Tricky Business | Closed RP with shsljokester

[suddenlyyouarefloating]

Silently the girl watched the boy as he pulled….wait, were those fake spiders? Oh no, not another prank! The kind with bugs were the worst. But Shizuko made no move to stop him from scattering the spiders, her little burst of self-confidence already spent.

When the rubber toys hit the daydreamer, she recoiled as if she’d been stung by something, letting out a startled “AHH!!!” Brushing them off frantically and ignoring his pointed comment, she looked back up at the grinning boy, pulling tight on his scarf. Shock loosened her muscles and her mouth hung open. “W-wha-?! Is this another of your ‘j-jokes’?!?” Suppressing the urge to go and curl up somewhere far away from him, Shizuko just watched as his face turned blue. “Th-this isn’t funny, not at all! You’re going to h-hurt yourself really badly!! S-s-stop!!”

[shslfabricator]

He heard her scream, which made him loosen his grip, but he continued to pull. He counted the seconds in his head. 8.. 9... He let go of the scarf and loosened it. He started coughing and taking shuddering, deep breaths. "I-It isn't..." Another shuddering breath. "A joke.. I d-do this all the time..." He paused for a long time. Breathe in. Breathe out. You'll live to see another day. 

"It would be a great joke, though. Could you imagine the look on their faces?" He started to chuckle, which was quickly followed by another cough. "I already hurt myself pretty badly." He almost pointed to his eyes, but he slowly changed the direction to his throat. "I already have all of the breathing problems I could get by doing this."

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Tricky Business | Closed RP with shsljokester

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As the boy’s gaze hardened, Shizuko squirmed. Being under anyone’s gaze like this was uncomfortable for her, but with this boy…. It feels like he’s more observing than judging, but it’s still weird…. Internally the girl breathed out with relief when he finally moved his eyes away.

"H-hey!" Shizuko took a now-steady step closer towards the table, slamming one hand down on the table. "That’s not always tr-true! Some people just don’t like these kinds of jokes!!" Realizing what she was doing, the girl jerked her hand back towards her side and stepped away.

[shslfabricator]

Ayumu took no notice to her squirming, and grabbed his scarf with both hands. He heard her sigh of relief, and simply reached inside his scarf. He pulled out a few rubber spiders. Oh yes, he hid his supplies in his scarf, too. He began to drop them on the floor, and onto the table in front of him, spreading them out.

He jumped at the sound of her slamming her hand on the table, accidentally flinging some spiders toward her in the process. "I like all types of jokes. They're all the same." He muttered. He looked at Shizuko, glaring at her for a heartbeat. But then he simply smiled, grabbed his scarf more tightly, and began choking himself. 

[shslfabricator]

activity is telling me someone replied to a thread but i cant see it??

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Tricky Business | Closed RP with shsljokester

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Slightly stunned, Shizuko just stood and watched as Ayumu coughed and sputtered out his words. “Y-you….? You put this down….? I…..” The daydreamer didn’t know how to respond, except to put on a small smile and force a laugh. “I….guess it was kind of funny. A little.”

[shslfabricator]

He narrowed his eyes, studying the other. Well, he seemed like he was studying her. He was really just listening for any fist clenching or teeth gritting. He stayed like that for a while, sometimes accidentally 'looking' something a few centimeters next to her. He let out a sigh, took the whoopee cushion, and shoved it into his sleeve.

"Some people don't think it's so funny. Often get yelled at or get in trouble because of it. But those people can't take a joke." He put his hands behind his head, and seemed to be focusing on something else as he spoke. 

[suddenlyyouarefloating]

Tricky Business | Closed RP with shsljokester

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"Uh!" Somewhere nearby someone was laughing, and Shizuko could feel her face get even hotter. S-someone saw that-!! I need to explain….that wasn’t me at all-!! After a moment’s hesitation she walked over to the boy, setting the whoopee cushion down on the table in front of him. “Pl-please don’t laugh! That wasn’t me at all, it was this thing!!” She pressed down one finger on it, making it let out another loud pbbbbbttt!

[shslfabricator]

Ayumu tried to say something, but it was hard to make out what he was saying, mostly because he was laughing so hard. "It's--" He  was interrupted by an outburst of laughter. He tugged on his Scarf, and kept pulling until he would stop laughing. He hurriedly loosened it and began coughing. "T-Take..." Cough cough. "A guess w-who put that whoopee c-cushion down."

[shslfabricator]

[Three have met the jokester.]

[shslmusictheorist-deactivated20]

Shizuka stared at the other for a few moments, tilting her head to the side as he started to strangle himself.

"Er…doesn’t that hurt a little, Ayumu-san?"

She cleared her throat and returned his introduction.

"Uh…my name is Shizuka Komoriuta, Music Theorist. It’s nice to meet you I guess… … …please don’t hurt yourself."

[shslfabricator]

He loosened the scarf, so it wasn't choking him anymore. He coughed. "Dont call me Scarfy, please..." He took a deep breath in. "Of course it does. But I'm used to it. I pull on my scarf like this a lot." He pulled his scarf down, to show a red mark from pulling it so many times. He tugged the scarf back up.

"It's nice to meet you, Shizuka."

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Tricky Business | Closed RP with shsljokester

The bell rung with a loud clang! and Shizuko strolled down to the cafeteria, relieved to finally be able to be done with her morning classes. Sometimes it felt like they just went on forever! With a yawn the girl pushed open the wide doors, and after getting her lunch sat down at one of the empty tables beside the window. However, as she sat down a loud pbbbbbttt! leaked out from her chair, and she jumped up, her face flushed red, to see none other than a woopie cushion right where she had been. Darting her eyes from side to side to see if anyone had heard the noise, the brunette picked up the item and stood there uncertainly, not sure what to do at all with it. W-why was this here?!

[shslfabricator]

Ayumu got early to the cafeteria. He almost always was one of the first few people there. He pulled a whoopee cushion out of his sleeves, where he stores most of his items for pranks,  he went toward the creaking of a seat and set it there, he got his lunch, and took a seat not too far away from where he set the whoopee cushion. He pretended not to be interested, as he sat alone. As he heard someone sit on it, he couldn't help but start laughing, he tried to cover his mouth to try to get himself to stop, but it didn't work. So he just sat there and laughed.

[shslfabricator]

"seeing pretty stubborn"

seeing? ayumu cant see--!! //murdered

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[1 has met the jokester.]

[shslmoviecriticc-deactivated201]

Her eyes wavered over to his peculiar behavior,  expression softening. “Oh, uh— no—? I mean, to me, I guess it’s a pretty big deal.”

She attempted to weakly smile to help rid the tension, “But I really think you should watch a movie or two at least once in your life. Movies are pretty great, ya know?”

[shslfabricator]

He simply sighed, grip loosening on the scarf. He was still pulling on his scarf, and loosening it every so often. He started to look to the side.

"I c--" He choked himself, and he loosened the scarf. "I don't want to watch a movie. I don't want to sit around for one hour, or two hours, or however long they are." He muttered. He was seeming pretty stubborn.

[shslfabricator]

[Three have met the jokester.]

trippingeverytwoseconds

shslmusictheorist

shslclockworker

"Nice to meet you, my name is Yamamoto Ayumu. You can just call me Ayumu. Super High School Level Jokester." He sighed, and crabbed his scarf. "I like to wear this scarf, so I guess you can call me Scarf--" He began to choke himself with the scarf, because he might have provoked some stupid nickname.

[shslfabricator]

[1 has met the jokester.]

[shslmoviecriticc-deactivated201]

Her eyes widened, “Wh— you poor thing! How have you never really watched a movie before??”

She cleared her throat, fiddling with her thumbs, “I mean, surely you’ve seen a comedy. You’re a jokester for crying out loud..!”

[shslfabricator]

He began to tug on his scarf nervously, making it tighter. Whenever it got too tight, he stopped tugging on the scarf and made loosened his scarf. "I haven't."

He began to step a few more steps back, his grip tightening on the scarf. "I've never seen a movie in my life. I'm guessing that's bad."

[shslfabricator]

[1 has met the jokester.]

[shslmoviecriticc-deactivated201]

She raised a brow, an amused smirk curling on her lips. “Uh… I’m Emi. ‘M not really sure what my name means…But I’m a movie critic. It’s nice to meet you too.”

[shslfabricator]

"Ayumu also means vision, but I really can't..." He stopped, and let out another sigh, before stepping back a bit. "Movie crtic, huh? I've never really watched a movie."

[shslfabricator]

[1 has met the jokester.]

shslmoviecritic

"Nice to meet you. My name is Yamamoto Ayumu. Super High School Level Jokester. Did you know my name means dream? I guess you could say I'm very dreamy! Haha..." That was lame. Over the top lame. He sighed.