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...Hello. My name is Naoko Tachibana. But it seems your level isn't high enough to speak to me. Complete a few quests and come back later. || Despair Database Hopeful

[virusinjection-archive]

"Hey. You. Kid. Am i just seein' things or did someone spill glowstick stuff all over your clothes? Why the hell is it glowing?" ((HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME HOPPING IN YOUR ASKBOX....))

{ “If this was glowstick fluid it would ruin the jacket itself. It’s just LED tubing and a built-in fuse and wire system. The inside of this thing is a mess of stitched-in wires.” }

I don’t think that much detail was necessary.

[virusinjection-archive]

{ “Nah, I didn’t make this myself. I’m shitty at electronics and stuff like that. I got this commissioned by someone online.” }

{ “Artemiss? Doesn’t sound familiar. Sorry.” }

[shslmmorpg]

"Jacket still looks pretty damn nice, though. Gotta see if I can get myself something like that. Blue lights, maybe?"

"Eh, I shouldn't have expected you to know the name anyways. Guessing you don't play MMORPGs, then. I'm really popular in those communities, though most know me as Artemiss. Heck, it's my talent. Wait- what's yours?"

[sonderiiiism-deactivated2022010]

Once he was done with organizing her outfits he sat down next to her but still kept his distance. After all he didn’t wanted to bother her.

"….I organized your clothes by their color….you should definitely buy more green colored shirts…that way you’ll have some variety regarding your outfits. "

He explained despite the fact that she didn’t even ask for his opinion but apparently he had the need to tell her that.

[shslmmorpg]

"I'm not going to buy green shirts, thank you very much. An' why were you doing that, anyway? It's creepy. Alright, so you wanna know how this game works. Uh, first you make a character. I'm already on this character and I'm too tired to show ya, but this girl here is my main, Artemiss. She's an Elf. Oh, and her class is Assassin. She uses bows 'cause bows are fucking cool. You still following?"

[virusinjection-archive]

"Hey. You. Kid. Am i just seein' things or did someone spill glowstick stuff all over your clothes? Why the hell is it glowing?" ((HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME HOPPING IN YOUR ASKBOX....))

{ “If this was glowstick fluid it would ruin the jacket itself. It’s just LED tubing and a built-in fuse and wire system. The inside of this thing is a mess of stitched-in wires.” }

I don’t think that much detail was necessary.

[shslmmorpg]

"So it's just lights, you mean. Huh. Well, I guess it looks kinda cool? Not like I could do anything like that myself. Hell, th' only thing I'm good at is playing games and destroying everyone in them. Though, I'm guessing you haven't heard of Artemiss..?"

[shslmmorpg]

"Quick question: do i take on five noobs at once or six?"

[shslmmorpg]

"I don't recommend staying up for twenty-two hours straight because you're trying to get a raid done with people you normally can't be online at the same time with."

"Hella fun, though."

And she loses her balance. Get some sleep, Naoko.

[shslmmorpg]

Don't be shy ask me stuff 😘❤️🙈

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

6. What are you excited for?

7. What happened tonight?

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

9. Is confidence cute?

10. What is the last beverage you had?

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

18. The last time you felt broken?

19. Have you had sex today?

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

21. Are you in a good mood?

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

24. What do you want right this second?

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

34. Listening to?

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

38. Who did you last call?

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

44. Do you tan in the nude?

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

47. Who was the last person to call you?

48. Do you sing in the shower?

49. Do you dance in the car?

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53. Is Christmas stressful?

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59. Take a vitamin daily?

60. Wear slippers?

61. Wear a bath robe?

62. What do you wear to bed?

63. First concert?

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65. Nike or Adidas?

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

69. Ever take dance lessons?

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71. Can you curl your tongue?

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74. What is your favorite book?

75. Do you study better with or without music?

76. Regularly burn incense?

77. Ever been in love?

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

79. What was the last concert you saw?

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

81. Tea or coffee?

82. Favorite type of cookie?

83. Can you swim well?

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85. Are you patient?

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

87. Ever won a contest?

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

89. Which are better black or green olives?

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

91. Best room for a fireplace?

92. Do you want to get married

[sonderiiiism-deactivated2022010]

"….Ah, yeah sure…that’s fine. "

He replied before he got up to examine her room a bit more. It really was important to him to memorize his new surroundings but…what he did next was odd….very odd. He actually went to her closet and started to rearrange her outfits..after their colors?

[shslmmorpg]

Staring blankly at the screen, Naoko took the headset and was about to put it on when she heard something in her closed. Not turning her head to look at all, she frowned.

"Kid. Don't touch my stuff."

Focusing on the game again, she put the headset on and began to talk.

"Mind if we talk through the chat instead of like this? Trying to show some stuff to a guy here. Sorry."

Now she turned to Joshua again, placing the headset behind her laptop.

"You can come sit next to me, y'know. Might be easier."

[shslmmorpg]

"Ugh."

[shslmmorpg]

Terrible Pick-Up Lines Meme

"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."

"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?"

"Hey, want to play house? I could be the door, and you could slam me all night long."

"How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

"I do floors, doors, windows, and you."

"I wish you were a screen door, so I can slam you all day long."

"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Is that crotch sweat, or are you just happy to see me?"

"If I was a skateboard and you were a ramp, I would grind you all night."

"If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you."

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"

"I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s sleep together!"

"Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked."

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, 'Fuck it'."

"My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it."

"Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw."

"That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

"Wanna play some football? We can both be skins."

"What are you doing tonight? Besides me?"

"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

"You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you."

"You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside of you."

"You must not have air conditioning because I'm your fan and you're turning me on."

"You remind me of my pink toe; you're small, you're cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight."

"You wanna go skinny dipping in my water bed?"

[happinessxcommitteexx-deactivat]

"That sounds fun… I’d like to join, if that’s alright."

[shslmmorpg]

"Best to let me know who you are first, kid."

[sonderiiiism-deactivated2022010]

At first he didn’t respond to her being far too distracted by her room in general. He indeed was a very odd boy. It took him quite a while to get used to his new surroundings before he focused himself on her again.

"…Play the new game….I’m sure you’re pretty good at it. "

[shslmmorpg]

"Mhm."

Naoko opened her laptop and clicked on a small icon, the text underneath saying Elder Tale. Within a few moments, the screen had changed to show a vast green landscape, the game's logo put right in the middle. She was already logged in. In the middle of a large city now stood a tall elf holding a bow, her black hair in a ponytail.

"Uh. I'm getting a bunch of messages, mind if I respond to them real quick?"

[shslmmorpg]

"Talk t' me, dammit!"

[shslmmorpg]

"Anyone up for hanging out in my room and doin’ nothing at all except playing shitty games?"

[sonderiiiism-deactivated2022010]

He immediately followed her, even attempting to hold her sleeve lightly so that he wouldn’t get lost.

"….Alright then…I’ll call you Naoko-Senpai then….I like that. It sounds nice…don’t you agree? "

[shslmmorpg]

Ignoring the boy's words, she opened her door. She felt something tugging at her sleeve- his hand? Grabbing it, she dragged him inside and shut the door, tossing her bag on her bed and sitting down in the middle of it. In front of her, she had a laptop, and next to her was a headset.

"Which game do you wanna see me play? The new one I found, or..?"

[malusforsarchive-blog]

Give my muse an item and see how they react.

[shslmmorpg]

"Anyone up for hanging out in my room and doin' nothing at all except playing shitty games?"

[sonderiiiism-deactivated2022010]

"….No, not really….games that require multiple people confuse me a little. I only play games with my sister. But…..you could teach me how to play MMORPGs. Please show me how how to play such games…..Senpai. "

[shslmmorpg]

"...O...kay? So, um. First of all, as long as we're talking games, you can just call me Artemiss. Or Naoko. Whatever, I don't care. But if you need a private lesson, sure. I've got time. Try not to get lost."

And with that, she ran off to her room, not turning around to see if he was following.