The world is just as stupid as you are, are, are, no one can tell me no âcause Iâm a star, star, star. {{DR OC RP blog for Popiko, SHSL Background Dancer. Currently associated with TDE!}}
Do what you want,Â
'Cause who knows?
It might fill me up.
A mix for the fallen idol and the mask that enveloped her.
(There's songs for both Yoshino and Popiko here! Everything ranges from moody pieces to peppy idol pop to more somber songs. Song list and brief lyrical explanation for each under the cut.)
Runs In The Family- Amanda Palmer
Know me and my family
We're wonderful folks but
Don't get too close to me
'Cause you might knock me up
Very Good Bad Thing- Mother Mother
It is a shame to see this go
But with a dig in the grave
Diggin' the black hole.
It was insane, the way we'd roll
My Time- Bo En
Hands of time will ring my neck!
Every little moment spells regret.
But I donât have to feel this way
As a voice inside my head
Mad Head Love- Kenshi Yonezu
We want to try to go and live our lives to the fullest.
We donât need fate or coincidence either.
So letâs have fun.
Itâs an unending night, but weâll make a fire now.
Suspicious Character- The Blood Arm
Its not a question of confidence or retribution
I'd do anything to find a solution
Change my name in 12 states
Just to escape this prosecution
Satin in a Coffin- Modest Mouse
Well now the blow's been softened
since we are our own damn coffins.
Well everybody's talkin' about their short lists.
Everybody's talkin' about DEATH!
Go My Way!- Idolm@ster
Happiness and unhappiness
Change on what how you feel what it should be.
You can find it anywhere.
No matter what it is, let's try starting it.
Just Desserts- Marina and the Diamonds
Waking everybody in the neighborhood
Telling everybody that I'm no good
Karma came around like I knew it would
Like I knew it would
Monster- Imagine Dragons
A monster, a monster,
I've turned into a monster,
A monster, a monster,
And it keeps getting stronger.
After School Navigators- Love Live! School Idol Project
I want to say I'm having fun every day
Even if it's not much, it's still a happy moment
You want to say you're having fun every day, right?
Since we're so close, we can share these thoughts
A Gorey Demise- Creature Feature
One by one we bite the dust
We kick the bucket and begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number's up
We all fall down.
Six Shooter- Coyote Kisses
She gets me deep in the chest
Straight through my bullet proof vest
She kisses like a grenade
Like a blade, or bayonet
Girl Anachronism- Dresden Dolls
If I were any older I could act my age
But I don't think that you'd believe me
It's not the way Iâm meant to be
It's just the way the operation made me
Vash recoiled in disgust as she realized what Popiko was doing. Dammit she had JUST said it wasnâtâ She looked frantically at the other people in the room for confirmation that this was really an actual thing that was happening in real life right now.
âOhhhh my god oooOOOHHHH MY GOD are yâall hearinâ this can I just. Iâm not gonna deal with this shit Iâm just gonnaâŠâ
Vash picked up Popiko by her sleeve and tossed her out of the spa as if she were a dead opossum, slamming the door shut behind her. She half expected her to hack through the door like that dude in The Shining as she turned to the remaining students in the room.
âDo yâall think she was the killer? Cause Iâm really hopinâ she was the killer, I canât deal with this much longer.â
Popiko burst into a gleeful set of giggles as she watched Vashâs face contort to react, and she clapped her gloved hands together. Being thrown out of the spa didnât seem to affect her all that much (except perhaps for the moan that could again be heard outside the door), and it was only a few moments before she tossed open the door again- after all, itâs not like it had locked.Â
Taking a few cheerful prances forwards, she wraps her arms around Vash from behind- at least, as far as Popiko can get them around her.Â
âOhohoho? What are we talking about now? You know, big sister Puchi-chan, itâs super rude to throw people out like that! Youâre cute, though, so Popiko-tan will forgive you if you give her a kiss!â
Whap! Popikoâs head snaps to the side as Satoru punches her, and she briefly stumbles backwards, the force of the hit sending her back. When sheâs recovered from the shock, however, she quickly turns her head right back to stare at Satoru- and sheâs drooling.
âH-Haaaaah, wonderful, wonderful! Popiko-tan can taste blood, itâs so good! Please do it again! Come one, once more!â
Vash hesitated only a moment before throwing her weight into a punch that sent Popiko flying against the wall. Not with enough force to knock her unconscious or anything (she hoped) but enough to maybe help her reconsider picking a fight with a former wrestler. She thought for a second that she might be overreacting, but then again she wasnât the one coming on to a freshly dead corpse, and Popiko DID ask what would happen.
âNow look, I donât know what the hell yer deal is but if ya got half a brain ya better get outta here before I have to knock ya out or tie ya up or somethinâ.â Vashâs stomach turned as Popikoâs eyes lit up.
And off she goes! Ground control to major Tom, Popiko has achieved liftoff. Popikoâs tiny frame hits the wall with a thud, and she proceeds to hit the floor with an equally unpleasant thud. Given that situation, she should reasonably be in a great amount of pain.
So why the hell is she moaning?
âH-Hah, haaah! Y-Yes, yes, do it again, again! It hurts, it hurts, itâs s-so good! Please hurt me more!â
Welcome to hell! Welcome to hell! Popikoâs legs slam together, and she brings her hands up to her face, flushing rapidly as her eyes roll upwards. This is why we canât have nice things, you guys.
âAaaah, itâs not enough, not enough, please hurt Popiko-tan more! Make her bleed!â
So right now we have a dead body, a masochist, and one murderer in the room (assuming that, whoever they are, they havenât left). Sounds like a recipe for the worst party ever. Or the best, depending on how you look at these things.
Vash snapped out of her sorrowful stupor upon hearing Popikoâs declaration of necrophilia.
âWhat the FUCK is wrong with you?! Do you not, like, see the blood everywhere? Goddammit, sheâs dead and youâre just, just standinâ there keepinâ up the cutesy act and fuckinâ FLIRTING with her CORPSE I mean seriously?? What about her family? Theyâre gonna find out their baby died on this fuckinâ abomination of a game show and one of the contestants hit on her dead body Iâm sure thatâll bring âem a load of comfort at the funeral!â
Vash was on the verge of bursting into tears again, but held them back as she towered over the creepy girl.
âNow help us find who killed her or get the fuck out of our way.â
Breaking her focus on Choukoâs body, Popiko spins quickly on her heels, turning her head up and staring gleefully at Vash without a care in the world.
âOhohoho, Popiko-tan does see the blood everywhere! Fuwaaaa, that just makes it all the hotter! Really, Popiko-tan has great eyesight! She wears contacts, but theyâre just cosmetic, mufufu!â
Finishing her oddly timed eyesight rant, Popiko got herself back on track quickly.
âOh? My, my, thereâs been a miscommunication! Did you think Popiko-tan cared what some girlâs family thinks? Because she doesnât! Family will only every hurt you- I know that! So itâs really their own fault for getting so attached to a very mortal girl, mufufu!â
Getting on her tip toes, Popiko all but sneered up at Vash.
âAnd what will you do if she doesnât get out of the way, hm? Are you all bark and no bite?â
âI am not your sister. And Iâm not âpinky-chanâ.â Sachi sneered. âI am Akagi, Sachi Akagi. And girls are just about as cute as guys are.â She moved the stick so that the end she wasnât holding laid flat acrossed her palm, and she started watching the other girl intently, making sure she wouldnât over step her bounderies. âAnd even if they are cute you donât do that! Sheâs dead! Itâs wrong!â
Sachi took a step back as Popiko stepped forward, tighting her grip on the stick and preparing to lash out if she needed. âIâm definitely not dying anytime soon, but if I do, I guess I should make sure you arenât allowed near my corpse because, quite frankly, I donât want you near alive me.â
âEh? But everyone is Popiko-tanâs big sibling! Sheâs just too cute, everyone wants to protect her like their own little sister!â
Nnnnnnot really. Popiko seems to believe that pretty firmly, though.
âSo Iâll call you big sister Sachi-chan instead! Buuuut boys arenât very cute! Maybe some. Like, Popiko-tanâs producer is probably pretty cute, he always has pretty girls over at our house! Sometimes Popiko-tan hooks up with his girlfriends when heâs not home. Donât tell him!â
That one was true, but also mostly for the sake of the viewers. Popiko imagined someone in the studio playing a laugh track right now.
âUmmmm, big sister Sachi-chan is a bit dumb! Sheâs lucky she has boobs, or else sheâd never get a husband one day! Hasnât she realized yet? Popiko-tan doesnât give a fuck as to whatâs right or wrong! She doesnât have to subscribe to the silly little morality of some silly girl whoâs setting herself up to be the next victim, nya nya!â
Seemingly entirely unaffected by Satoruâs words, Popiko merely continued to giggle, a shrill and high pitched noise that seemed to bounce off the walls of the spa.
âOf course itâs disgusting! Fufufu, Popiko-tan is a disgusting human being! Sheâs sugary sweet, but all that sugar rotted her soul! Kekekeke, itâs okay, though! Popiko-tan is happy living like this!â
Nodding sagely as though sheâd spoken wise words, Popiko only continued onwards.
âBesides, the worse state a body is in, all the better! Popiko-tan might wait a week or two... Sheâll probably be grossly decomposed by then! Haaaah!~â
Sachi had been alerted to the obnoxious girl near her in the room pretty quickly, watching her enter and see the body, as well as make a weird comment about who it was. She gripped the stick in her hand tighter and watched intently as the other girl start grinning. âW-Wait, what areâŠâ Then she spoke again. âH-Huh?! What the hell are you on about?!â
This isnât real. No way, she wouldnât say that about a dead body would she? Sachi didnât even care for corpses and even she knows thatâs way too fucked up. âI should go sleep⊠This is too muchâŠâ Wow, you convinced the crazy girl that she was crazy, you really deserve an award.
Hearing a voice condemn her actions, Popiko perked up, turning around and cheerfully smiling at the pink haired girl.
Fufufufu, big sister Pinky-chan knows exactly what Popiko-tan was talking about! Death doesnât make a girl any less cute- weâre magic like that, yâknow? Weâre the cutest out of all the genders, even when weâre six feet under! So you canât really blame Popiko-tan for speaking the truth!â
Taking a step towards Sachi, Popikoâs smile widened, turning a bit more... Malicious.Â
âI mean, look at you! I bet youâd soooooo cute all dressed up and lying dead in a coffin! Youâd make Popiko-tan very happy, wan wan!â
Satoru herself was also near the body, doing some good old fashion investigation, because why not. Now of course, she knew just from looks that Popiko was going to be creepyâŠshe just didnât expect her to be uhâŠthis creepy.
OoooookaaayâŠ..dont say that
As soon as Satoru replied, Popiko turned swiftly on her purple heels, grin still plastered on her pale face. Goodness, her canines were just a bit too sharp, werenât they? It was certainly enough to land Popiko right in the middle of the uncanny valley.
âOhoho, too late! Popiko-tan already said it! Waaaaah, a tragedy, a terrible incident! But it was all true, so she doesnât regret a single thing! Nya nya, hey, big sister Fashion Disaster-chan, did you steal Popiko-tanâs idea for horns?â
dammit why did a cute one have to die || Popiko || Body Reaction || OPEN
Popiko did not handle hunger well. Most people could tolerate it to an extent, but the sound of a violently growling stomach sounded like a gunshot to Popikoâs ears. Of course, this attitude was a direct result of [REDACTED], but itâs not like Popiko felt like digging deep into her hunger issues at the time being. She was too busy carefully rationing the sour lemon candies sheâd been given by the odd machine.
So, of course, the body announcement was almost a good thing for her. Skipping down to the spa with a nonchalance that didnât suit the situation in the slightest, she pouted sadly upon seeing the body. Normally a dead body in a bathtub would... Hit a bit too close to home, letâs say, but sheâd be lying if she claimed that the lack of sleep and hunger hadnât made her a bit delusional.Â
âAwwww, big sibliiiiiings! Why did you have to kill one of the cute girls? Not faaaaaair!â
Nice priorities, Popiko. The pout wipes off her face quickly, and is replaced with a wide cat-like grin.
âFufufu, still! A cute girl in a bathtub is nothing for Popiko-tan to complain over. Puwapuwa, sheâs getting hot under the collar!â
Holy fuck Popiko that is a dead body what are you doing.
âŠOh great, another creep. Little sister type? Really? And⊠what a nickname. Akira had had worse, at least.
ââŠYeah. Letâs see if we can figure out where he went.â She started towards the elevator, although the dead weight clinging to her arm like high-dollar adhesive didnât help her much in that.
âIâm not sure if I need a reward⊠Weâll see.â Mostly, âweâll see what the heck kind of reward youâre talking about before I make a commitment.â
She gave Popiko a look and shook her imprisoned arm as much as she could.
âAnd honestly, that contest was rigged from the beginning. Itâs about information, and we have an Intelligence Officer that knows everything about us. We have every reason to cry foul.â
Right you are, Akira. Itâs possibly the queen of the creeps, too. Someone needs to start flickering the lights! Welcome to hell! Welcome to hell!
âKukukuku, okay! Big sister Blondie-chan and her adorable little sister Popiko-tan will go on a mystery adventure! Puwaaaaah!â
Popiko, however, does not seem too eager to let go of Akira. If anything, her movement only made the tiny background dancer clutch even tighter. Ouch, that might actually hurt a bit. Her placid cat-like grin stays plastered on her face, and she follows Akira along.
âNya nya, itâs not fair at all! Tooootally not fair! Letâs protest! How should we get the attention of the others, though... Ah! Popiko-tan knows!â
Finally, Popiko releases Akira from her constricting grip. However, she quickly... Starts to remove her clothes. Jesus christ what the fuck is she doing. In the middle of unlacing her corset and trying to wiggle out of her shirt, Popiko calls out.
âBig sister Blondie-chan, come on! Two cute girls without clothes will get everyoneâs attention! Donât hesitate! Get naked!â
Akira started as something latched onto her shoulder and arm with enough force to make her stumble. Was this⊠âPopikoâ really more concerned about the contest than the announcement that they were supposed to murder each other?
âYouâre freaking insane, you pile ofâŠâ
She trailed off, thinking for a moment. âActually, you know, thatâs really not fair. I mean, thereâs no way a Super High-School Student could miss a question about themselves. Maybe we can rally the bear for a rematch.â
After all, if there was a rematch, maybe Akira would win the food and bed this round. She wasnât exactly opposed to the idea.
Ignoring the almost-insult, Popiko cooed cheerfully, continuing to latch onto Akiraâs arm with an iron grip. Seriously, how can a girl that tiny hold on so tightly?
âYeah! Big sister Blondie-chan is right! It was totally rigged, unfair! Fufufu, Popiko-tan wonders if it was a ploy by the show producers? I bet they wanted me to cry when I got it wrong! Cute little sister types crying would bring in sooooo many viewers!â
Tilting her head upwards, Popiko made puppy dog eyes at Akira.
âWonât you help me get Kuma-sensei to let us have our rematch? Just a little favour for Popiko-tan? Sheâll reward yooooou!â
To say Popiko was terribly confused would be a vast understatement. This whole situation was a mess, yes, but thatâs not what she was confused about. What, in that case, had her so worked up?
âUwaaaah, hey hey hey! No faaaaaair! Popiko-tan wants a do over on that question game!â
That would be why.
âPopiko-tan is suuuuuper cute, how was she supposed to know she blends in with the other dancers? Anyone with two working eyes can tell sheâs a cute star, standing apart from the rest!â
Huffing and puffing loudly, Popiko toppled herself over dramatically, latching tightly onto the person next to her.
âCome oooooon, ignore this jokey killing game! You think that the cute and alluring Popiko-tan most definitely deserves a redo, right?â
Koi Kaze || Popiko || Prologue || Closed for Rosaire
Well, the long awaited gameshow appearance had finally arrived! Of course, Popiko had been on these things before, but that was way back during [REDACTED]. An entirely different chapter of her life, really. Anyways, thatâs too much dipping into another time, and not enough mugging for viewer attention!
Hopefully her outlandish appearance had garnered her enough attention to satisfy her craving for it, Popiko made her way into the house with everyone else. Nice, super weird party setting. She could dig it. Now, onto annoying the hell out of someone! Eyes scanning the area like a predator scanning the savannah, Popiko found her poor victim- a blonde in front of her, facing the opposite direction.
Reaching out and grabbing Rosaire by wrapping her arms around his waist in a hug, Popikoâs shrill giggle echoed throughout the room.
âNya nya, and whoâs this cute girl?â
Popiko sweetie no. In her defense, heâs not the most masculine.