Things Lurking in the Dark
“Did you hear footsteps?”
“I know it’s stupid to think that someone is watching us but I really think someone is watching us.”
“There are no such things as monsters.”
“I wish we had a flashlight.”
“Are you sure no one else is here?”
“Abandoned farmhouse at the end of a country road, isn’t this how every episode of Scooby Doo started?”
“I’m getting out of here.”
“I’m telling you no one is here and I’ll prove it to you…”
“Look! It’s just a tattered bed sheet.”
“I’ll leave the light on if that will make you feel better.”
“Please tell me you heard that.”
“It was huge, black and had rows of bright white teeth!”
“Sorry, my grandmother is staying with us for a few days.”
“Of course there’s no signal out here…”
“Let me guess, there’s an old summer camp nearby where something terrible happened years ago and no one will talk about it. Am I close?”
“A baseball? Where did that come from?”
“It’s raining frogs. Why is it raining frogs?”
“Everything will be better once I get a fire started.”
“Why did I let you talk me into this?”
“That howling is just a dog or coyote, right?”
“Stop breathing down my neck. It isn’t funny.”
“The sun is setting, maybe we should go home.”
“No we are not picking up hitchhikers!”
“There is nothing to be afraid of in a cemetery.”
“I’m not going out there this close to dark.”
