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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!
Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.
Please, great fortune cookie of writing. I beg of you.
I need this right now man!
Today we got dinner with my husband’s comedy friends and it was the first time they had seen me in a work outfit and they told me I intimidated them.
Nicest compliment I’ve ever received.
the only DB Cooper theories i accept:
he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
it’s tommy wiseau
there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time
Part of politics. From Married To The Sea.
Why does the government. From Married To The Sea.
omg this was my exact week.
We’ve been on a long weekend vacation. Today we leave and I decided to check my work emails so I wouldn’t wonder all day what fresh hell was waiting in my inbox.
And every message was awesome! People doing stuff! Great projects moving forward! People interested in working with me on things! Jazzed to go back to work now.
I wonder if AI will eventually step in to just repress your angst-inducing emails so you can be happy after vaca.
Me Previously: I’m going to be really careful about which work people I befriend on social media.
Me Now: All of the people who live in the municipality I work for are in each other’s comments and sending each other NUMTOT memes.
I’m about as good a friend as Phoebe when I’m dealing with my friends’ romantic challenges.
My neighbors are *screaming* at each other again, telling each other hysterically to move out, punching the walls over and over.
Over here we just got home from a perfect weekend with family, my landlord helped me with my gardening and my other landlord came down to see if she could make us dinner.
Has nothing to do with me but I’m feeling low-key guilty. How did we get so damn lucky?
joXn on Twitter: “Team trying to train an ML model to identify inspirational travel photos runs into problems”
Dont worry global warming. From Married To The Sea.
Public meetings!
Aint no damn yankee. From Married To The Sea.
It’s not that bricks and mortar is out of fashion; bad customer experience is out of fashion.
It’s not that bricks and mortar is out of fashion; bad customer experience is out of fashion.
What does it say that 1% of the usable (non-road) land in Seattle is devoted to a hobby [golf] only a small number of residents use and which you have to pay to participate in? What does it say during a housing crisis that this land is not only off limits but barely spoken about?
Rachael Ludwick, What Is A Housing Emergency Really? (via planninginseattle)
golf courses drive me crazy.
Scotland’s got snow so our gritter fleet is out fighting the good fight.
Hahahahaha😂
tag yourself I’m Sprinkles
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