Blerg!

[kitteninspaghetti]

[elise-bauman]

[kitteninspaghetti]

[30rockcaps]

[shutitdownnerds-blog]

Perfection is my middle name. Unclaimed Perfection Baby Boy. -Tracy Jordon

[kayliehooper]

[s-eon-deactivated20151217]

Hey, nerds! Guess who has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once today. (points to herself with both thumbs) This moi!

LIZ LEMON

[boxofficeconfessions]

I feel pretty green about it.

[aliblahblahb]

[lonely-hunters]

I was going to go to take a class on cooking for one but the teacher killed himself…

[suburbansteel]

Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you’re not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something’s wrong.

Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock

[everything30rock]

[shoo-nigel-deactivated20121203]

JACK: You want a confession? Let’s get this done, so I can go eat. [PRIEST looks on in bewilderment bordering on panic.] I am divorced. I take the Lord’s name in vain often, and with great relish. I hit my mother with a car — possibly by accident. [Time gap.] JACK: I almost let him choke to death right there on the football field. [PRIEST is shocked.] I looked the other way when my wig-based parent company turned a bunch of children orange. I once claimed “I am God” — during a deposition. [Time gap.] JACK: And I may have sodomized our former vice president while under the influence of some weapons-grade narcotics. Ahhh! It feels good to say that out loud. Actually, that one was weighing on me.

30 Rock

Season Three

[hipsterfandom]

[facethedawn-deactivated20220918]

[antibtfg-blog-blog]

30 rock (by charcoalveins)

[suckonmyonix-deactivated2017082]

“I can’t change, I’m like a chameleon. Always a lizard.” - Tracy Morgan