No Name

I love to laugh :D

[officialhowlter-blog]

Looking at my grades like

[taeyeohn]

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Racist white lady calls in and tells Native Hawaiian to stop blaming the white man for taking their land, especially since the Japanese are doing it too.

[theblacksophisticate]

This succinct READ though? COME THRU!!!

[heyisfur-at-gmail-dot-com-deact]

1) How did she do that? It was like magic… 2) I see so many videos like this from TV shows, and it makes me wonder why daytime television doesn’t have real and intelligent guests anymore… This is something we would NEVER find on TV in 2016.

[jeangrey]

[kyledumb]

how can you be afraid of snakes like really

really

[theyellowbrickroad]

say that again fcker

[perezhilton]

[stupendousmelody]

When you are one with the music

[thirstym8nd]

Luvs it

[rae-redacted]

WHO IS SHE

[theadventuresofwatson]

He really hates car rides

[babygoatsandfriends]

*upset alpaca sounds*

[thatsthat24]

PROTECT HIM

[avataraang]

[hermesapprentice]

Lies I have told

I always tell people that my cat doesn’t really like people that much even though she is really cuddly so they feel special when she cuddles them.

[mossadspydolphin]

You are the best person

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[totalparksandrec]

[fuks]

[fuks]

leave him alone

[disgustinganimals]

watch your wallets

[deadgrlwalking-deactivated20210]

Jessie tellin it like it is

[got7-updates]

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[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

I’m the auntie that tells ur mom to let u do things

[awesomevines]

[tandembicycles]

[Robber:] “This a robbery!’

[Guy in car:] “OH SHIT” [Begins to play a soft, melancholic tune on the violin]

[Robber:] “The fuck are you doing?”

[Guy in car:] “I’m sad as hell.”

[gamegrrl]

different types of drunks

1. Party Drunk:

will talk to anyone and everyone

only does shots

has to literally be dragged home at the end of the night because they refuse to acknowledge that the party has ended and they’re the only person still there

2. Blissful Drunk

does nothing but laugh

just happy to be included

too good for this world

loves you so much even though they just met you four minutes ago

probably also does acid

3. Emotional Drunk

not great at parties

is either crying tears of sorrow bc there’s no chips left or crying tears of gratitude bc someone showed them where the bathroom is

brings out everyone’s inner mother

4. Parent Drunk

keeps everyone’s shit together

everyone thinks they’re sober but they’ve actually had 5 shots in an hour

knows when u need to go home and will make sure you get there

holds back your hair when you’re vomiting at 3am

5. Slutty Drunk

never gets cold

makeup never smudges

never has to buy their own drinks

you think they’re sloppy and have no idea what they’re doing but every move is calculated and intentional

6. Sloppy Drunk

wasted by 10pm

needs to be taken home early

will drink anything you give them as long as there’s alcohol in it

a Mess

never learns from their mistakes