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hayden • 25• he/him • 🏳️‍🌈 join me in hyper-fixation hell

[lovergirlrobyn]

Me saying 'I need to lock in' every 5 minutes without ever actually locking in ever

[sailormoonsub]

Here at the Host Club we account for every possible taste in men: blond, evil, tall, babey, two of them, and girls

[autism69]

: <- a bite mark

[autism69]

easy website

[hiveswap]

me calming down my vampire horse named website

[homunculus-argument]

I love the thing where people reply to someone's post about something normal with a completely different context. Like someone whose foot-attack loving cat has recently been neutered making an update about the situation like

"fucker got his nuts cut off only hours ago and he will not rest before he's got my toes in his mouth."

And someone replies with "Chinese emperor meeting his newly minted least favourite eunuch."

[strange-aeons]

all of your posts are shit they're all just fucking faggot feed

Uh yeah that's why I'm on tumblr???

[doglover43-deactivated20250923]

dinner with friends

[thefirstpaleontologist]

pov: you are a piece of shiny plastic

[feluka]

it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)

[animentality]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[lackluster-cloverfield]

[ash-rigby]

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

[ash-rigby]

sorry I’m not leaving this in the tags

[romain57]

[theparadigmshifts]

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

[theparadigmshifts]

"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[americangirldollwho]

[peachfromcmbyn]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[an-ruraiocht]

sometimes it's not your circus and they're not your monkeys but you ARE friends with the clowns. you know?