Shut Up, I'm Coloring

Mary! 18. Born and raised by the San Francisco Bay. Wandering around the Galveston Bay.

[lsleofskye]

Peyto Lake

[nebelzeit]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[heavenlyriches]

Dumb customers (Sarah Schauer)

[skypevevo]

THIS IS IT THIS IS WORKING FOOD SERVICE

[solihark]

I LOVE HER VINES

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[keithsweatshop]

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart

[ruinedchildhood]

[naturaldaisaster]

nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes

[companionwolf]

His name is Adam Young and he is my fave.

[excdus]

[iraffiruse]

[taekenbysurprise]

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Let’s see that burn in slow motion!

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I don’t need a significant other just a significant income

[bitchycode]

ugh

[gifaknet-deactivated20181110]

[tastefullyoffensive]

When you’re so close, but so far.

[adhdalistair]

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now